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Jasper Fforde

Jasper Fforde

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…Negligible Senescence…
— Jasper Fforde
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The sky was like ebony and the only illumination was the harsh white light of the central streetlamp, which cast shadows so hard it seemed you might cut yourself on them.
— Jasper Fforde
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Whereas story is processed in the mind in a straightforward manner, poetry bypasses rational thought and goes straight to the limbic system and lights it up like a brushfire. It's the crack cocaine of the literary world.
— Jasper Fforde
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Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And finally, there is no problem on Earth that can't be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea.
— Jasper Fforde
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For myself, I favored the abstract. I collected not just obsolete terms and words, but ideas.
— Jasper Fforde
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