Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny.

Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.

A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.

Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the whole will.

Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.

Nothing important has ever come out of San Francisco, Rice-a-Roni aside.