Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

The narrow, no-nonsense skeptic is every bit as naive as the breezy-brained New Age believer.

I gather, young man, that you wish to be a member of Parliament. The first lesson that you must learn is, when I call for statistics about the rate of infant mortality, what I want is proof that fewer babies died when I was Prime Minister than when a

A man is about as big as the things that make him angry

The Arabs are a backwards people who eat nothing but Camel dung

Any 20 year-old who isn't a liberal doesn't have a heart, and any 40 year-old who isn't a conservative doesn't have a brain.