Any nation is heathen that ain't strong enough to punch you in the jaw.

That's what makes us a great nation. We take the little things serious, and the big ones as a joke.

For every nation and every individual, the principal worry is debt.

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does

We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.