Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Few celebrate a dog who jumps at people as they approach--but start with the premise that it is we who keep ourselves (and our faces) unbearably far away, and we can come to a mutual understanding.

If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.

Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.