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One who pays attention of what is thought makes life an easy race to pursue to successful end
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Order is never observed; it is disorder that attracts attention because it is awkward and intrusive.
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What makes a person rich;Never the salary,rather it is the unused part of the salary waiting for inv...
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Anybody who has a problem with 'Skins' obviously doesn't understand teenage life.
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You need to have a gang, a godmother, a godfather, somebody who can make you get a buss. A writer is...
COLIN CHANNER
There is an outlandish amount of money coming into the region. But the money is not getting to peopl...
ISHMAEL MUHAMMAD
It's not your salary that makes you rich, it's your spending habits.
CHARLES A. JAFFE
It's hard for people to understand. Why would a guy who has been this successful stay at a small sch...
HERB MAGEE
Jerry is an excellent therapist. Jerry had solutions when no one else could solve the problem.
JAY GLENN
I love it when somebody makes me laugh - it's what attracts me to people.
DAWN FRENCH
Giving e-speak away attracts attention to Hewlett Packard, ... People see us as a thought leader in ...
LEWIS PLATT
Power attracts the corruptible. Suspect any who seek it.
FRANK HERBERT
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ROMAN COPPOLA
Fastidious attention to detail makes the difference between an OK service and first class service.
BEN ELLIOT
Where attention is placed is obviously the most critical.
STEVEN REDHEAD
Beauty attracts us men; but if, like an armed magnet it is pointed, beside, with gold and silver, it...
JEAN PAUL
Beauty attracts us men; but if, like an armed magnet it is pointed, beside, with gold and silver, it...
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In September of 2004, the board approved an incentive based increase in salary. Their salary increas...
TRACY HATMAKER
A steady salary is an invitation to mediocrity.
ANONYMOUS
Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would al...
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN
The final decision is up to Dr. Buss, but everything is in order for Ronny to join the Lakers.
BOUNA NDIAYE
The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.
MARK TWAIN
Focus your attention on the quality of your words, and not the quantity, because few sensible talks ...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON
Anybody who has political ambition has an Achilles heel.
JAMES CALLIS
Beauty attracts the eye but personality attracts heart.
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
Rationality attracts conscientious humans, whereas mysticism attracts fools.
ABHIJIT NASKAR
We needed a No. 1 receiver. So Jerry [Angelo, general manager] and Bobby [DePaul, pro personnel dire...
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CHUCK KLOSTERMAN
It will fund about 35 percent of an officer's salary.
LARRY JARRELL
Remember, it’s easier to believe an outlandish lie confirming what you suspect than the most obvio...
MICHAEL J. SULLIVAN
Obviously it does raise more attention and get more coverage because it's New Hampshire.
AMANDA COOPER
We are told he is the one who stabbed 72-year-old Jerry Smith.
TODD JURKOWSKI
It's humanizing. The policeman is now seen as a citizen who needs a salary.
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We are a business, and you do a little of what you think's right, pay your bills, and attract......
BRUCE JOHNSTON
Who is mighty? One who makes an enemy into a friend
HEBREW PROVERB
I have a tendency as an actress in general to ground my characters. Even when doing outlandish chara...
KATE BURTON
An educated person would know that holding a degree will not make you entitled to a better job nor a...
J.B.
Obviously any group that has to have funding also needs to get attention to their issues.
BJORN LOMBORG
He who lives with an ass, makes noises like an ass
AFRICAN PROVERB
Obviously I'm not 21 anymore, but I think I can still throw with anybody.
DAN MARINO
Stop telling such outlandish tales. Stop turning minnows into whales.
DR. SEUSS
Memoir today is like one big game of misery poker: The more outlandish, outrageous, or just plain ou...
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But sometimes your light attracts moths and your warmth attracts parasites. Protect your space and e...
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A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities; an optimist is one who makes opportu...
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A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities; an optimist is one who makes opport...
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A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities; an optimist is one who makes opportu...
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Fame attracts lunatics.
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Hope attracts chances.
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This is a very competitive conference, and that's what makes a conference great. When anybody can be...
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Preachers who depend on salaries from preaching have not been known to stand true to the undiluted m...
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Anybody who is an entrepreneur is a person who essentially has impaired judgment. The odds of succes...
TOM PETERS
What this nomination does is raise awareness about the issue. Obviously there's a lot of local atten...
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THOMAS KINKADE
She's just worked really hard for it; obviously she drew a lot of attention from conference schools.
BARB FELDERMAN
We could sell it to anybody who operates a boiler -- an electric utility, a paper mill, an asphalt p...
MARK OWENS
A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes oppo...
HARRY S TRUMAN
A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes oppo...
HARRY TRUMAN
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I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.
CHARLES BARKLEY
Anybody who has an identity problem had better wise up and get with the program!
JACK HANDY
Well, it's a bit Jerry Springer (as in 'Jerry Springer Show') in that aspect,
YASMINE BLEETH
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My weakness in life is two men who seduce me all the time - named Ben & Jerry.
CORY BOOKER
What's Jerry Kilgore doing? Standing on the stage with somebody who wants to take your Social Securi...
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What's Jerry Kilgore doing? Standing on the stage with somebody who wants to take your Social Securi...
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Women watch more television than men in general, ... So it kind of makes sense to come up with progr...
SHARI ANNE BRILL
Strong-willed heart attracts.
TOBA BETA
Concentration attracts luck factor.
AMIT RAY
That's the main thing that attracts me - characters who have big journeys. I like playing those ...
JAMES MCAVOY
One mustn't look at the abyss, because there is at the bottom an inexpressible charm which attracts ...
GUSTAVE FLAUBERT
I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings.
WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART
It is my belief that one's salary is between an individual and the IRS.
JESSICA SAVITCH
Jerry seems like an old-school baseball guy. He likes the hard-nosed, go get 'em attitude.
AARON HARANG
Why is patience so important?"
"Because it makes us pay attention.
PAULO COELHO
Life makes writing poetry necessary to prove I really was paying attention.
MARK STRAND
Especially in local elections, because hardly anybody pays attention to those - but it's really ...
JELLO BIAFRA
We have to have a national conversation about how police forces should interact with the African-Ame...
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People want to listen to a message, word from Jah. This could be passed through me or anybody. I am ...
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Success attracts success to build strong partnerships for more successful ventures whilst failure at...
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Ignorance attracts stupidity. (4/2013)
ALBERT J VIERLING
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(Reverend Walter) McLean who came in 1927 often didn't take his salary. There just wasn't money for ...
BRENT ELLIS
There is an increasing willingness to take every expense short of salary and call it non-recurring.
SEAN RYAN
To be a successful worker in life,always see your salary as an asset & not a liability.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
Anybody who has ever been in business, anybody who has ever paid bills, anybody who has ever lived i...
FRANK LAUTENBERG
Daphne Guinness, who makes couture seem wearable, is an icon who influences what I wear.
ASHLEY MADEKWE
discussions have been reasonable. There have been no wild or outlandish threats made.
MIKE COX
Obviously, the will to decide and the power to implement makes one powerful.
CHANDRABABU V.S.
I think what makes a good show is obviously a rabid fan base.
JIM RASH
I don't trust anybody who didn't inhale.
PETER FONDA
I don't mean to offend anybody, but I think that we get a lot of scientists now who are bent int...
TAYLOR WILSON
They obviously have not caught anybody. They have got the car. They know who it belongs to. He did n...
JUAN TALANCON
When America uses power, it makes people angry, but it gets their attention.
GEORGE F. WILL
My prophecy is but half his journey yet, For yonder walls, that pertly front your town, Yon to...
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Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, peo...
JERRY GREENFIELD
I went to Gettysburg College, where the famous Civil War battle was fought. I majored in English. I ...
JERRY SPINELLI
I enjoy life, and I think that's important. Life is so fragile and so fleeting, and it's ove...
JERRY HALL
I believe in financial retirement. I don't necessarily believe in physical retirement.
JERRY DOYLE
Businesses typically look at issues like price, quality, time of delivery. They don't often thin...
JERRY GREENFIELD
There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.
JERRY O'CONNELL
I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't g...
JERRY LEWIS
I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I'm not insane - I'm not a crazy person ...
JERRY TRAINOR
My guitar is a mutation between a classic Fender Stratocaster guitar, which I played for years, and ...
JERRY GARCIA
As we approached each other, the noise and the students around us melted away and we were utterly al...
JERRY SPINELLI
I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every...
JERRY GARCIA
Chris Ofili's suave, stippled, visually tricked-out paintings of the nineties, with their allove...
JERRY SALTZ
I almost resent being Charley Moviestar. Yeah, I'm grateful. But it takes me away from my kids.
JERRY LEWIS
I don't plan out my visits rigorously, but I do have a list of about 125 New York galleries, alt...
JERRY SALTZ
In November, 1964 when I was a patient at the Mayo Clinic I though seriously about killing myself.
JERRY KRAMER
I have this old '57 Porsche Speedster, and the way the door closes, I'll just sit there and ...
JERRY SEINFELD
Artschwager's art always involves looking closely at surfaces, questions what an object is, want...
JERRY SALTZ
Damien Hirst is the Elvis of the English art world, its ayatollah, deliverer, and big-thinking entre...
JERRY SALTZ
It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we didn't have a salary cap.
JERRY JONES
Red-hot songs were born on the black streets of Baltimore, where I delivered five-gallon cans of ker...
JERRY LEIBER
I'm a fan of very, very expensive creams: Creme de la Mer, La Prairie Skin Caviar Luxe. I'm ...
JERRY HALL
My greatest moment as a jock occurred when I was 14 and playing punch ball in front of my house on A...
JERRY REINSDORF
The support this city and our fans have shown the Grizzlies made my decision to stay in Memphis an e...
JERRY WEST
Where Cezanne captured and intensified shards of the eternal (every pear far more sharply defined th...
JERRY SALTZ
From 1936 on, I have taken more falls than any other 20 comedians put together. From the time I was ...
JERRY LEWIS
You need lofty goals. Then cement it with a great work ethic.
JERRY WEST
All of us, whether or not we're celebrities, every one ought to spend part of their life making ...
JERRY SPRINGER
The idea of getting old is horrific, but I don't want to make it worse by becoming a grotesque c...
JERRY HALL
I think the cartoons that they're children are watching, particularly 'The Simpsons,' th...
JERRY LEWIS
It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.
JERRY SPRINGER
If Chief Justice Warren and his associates had known God's word and had desired to do the Lord&#...
JERRY FALWELL
I'm really looking forward to the Hall of Fame ceremonies. It's going to be unbelievable - j...
JERRY RICE
The new album is a childhood dream come true. Got to sing with Ronnie Spector, got to cover a bunch ...
JERRY ONLY
Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cra...
JERRY SEINFELD