Anyone who says money can't buy happiness just doesn't know where to shop.

There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate.

If I could remember your name, I'd ask you where I left my keys.

Hard work has a future. Laziness pays off now.

This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.