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Related It was definitely an adult audience and it was all ethnicities. It was 56 percent non-African-Americ... ERIK LOMIS Our filmmakers are very, very happy because the movie scored a 90 in the top two boxes (excellent an... CHUCK VIANE The core demo of young females absolutely loved the movie and are the most avid repeat viewers. It's... ERIK LOMIS I always claim that the writer has done 90 percent of the director's work. HAROLD RAMIS I am a writer who has a policy to allocate 90 percent of my time for research and the remaining 10 p... ANDREA HIRATA It was 50-50 male-female. 52 percent were under-25. The Top Two boxes (excellent and very good) were... WAYNE LEWELLEN She was intimidating and all I could do was sit back on the couch as she paced back and forth, slowl... IN THE MAKING The exit polls are great. Sixty percent of the audience were males. It was 50 percent over-25 and 50... DAN FELLMAN There were two different styles of play out there they played the long ball and we possessed the bal... ERIC BAGLEY They scored exactly the same as our 'Princess Diaries' -- 91 percent in the top two boxes, ... So we... CHUCK VIANE Most detective story readers are an educated audience and know there are only a certain number of pl... KERRY GREENWOOD The action genre is kind of designed for a young male audience. But we found on 'The Matrix'... JOEL SILVER The Bull gives us tremendous coverage, particularly at night. Ninety percent of our broadcasts occur... BILL ROTH Our field events were real strong for us [Saturday]. Our kids are still learning, but it was good fo... DENNIS PIRON The equipment cost is 90 percent. That gives you an idea of how much Audio Ethics (the contractor) h... DON RUSHING During the '90s, a lot of us in the indie film world were not making our money off our movies. W... ALLISON ANDERS Fifty-six percent of the audience was under 25 with 58 percent male, ... substantially above average... JIM THARP Our female market demographic research showed there were 200 percent more women watching Indians gam... BOB DIBIASIO There are many amazing female directors that made work in more skewed times, so we should be thankfu... JILLIAN MAYER For me, a director is a director immaterial of the gender. At the end of the day, the audience is on... BOMAN IRANI There has never been a female director who has won an Oscar. There has only been one woman who won a... SALMA HAYEK Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you ... FANNY BRICE The numbers were better than we expected. We knew we were comparing against a strong August last yea... FRANK STRESHLEY Our research was telling us viewers in our market are getting plenty of local news, local, local, if... RANDY SMITH Look at the number of teams in finals this weekend. That says a lot for our conference. Every night,... GERVAIS BARGER It pulls a 5 share on championship night for our prime demographic of adults 25 to 54, a number that... CHARLEY JOHNSON I wanted to do an episode about Chuck having a gambling problem. I wanted to portray my addiction on... FISHER STEVENS More than 54 percent of the children in this county live in poverty, ... Twenty-two percent of birth... DAVID POTTS If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th... GARY F EVANS... Our research shows that as much as 15 percent of Sears store sales are influenced by customer resear... BILL BASS Who loves not a false imagining, an unreal character in us; but looking through all the rubbish of o... ALFRED, LORD TENNYSON Who loves not a false imagining, an unreal character in us; but looking through all the rubbish of o... ALFRED LORD TENNYSON He brings the greatest conflict into the history of mankind. He will come soon to our world just lik... TOBA BETA By the time we got here, there were no exit signs left. But luckily two people who borrowed them bro... HERB STRATFORD For most of our near 40-year history, we have earned in excess of 90 or 95 percent of our income. Bu... KYLE YOUNG There has to be a strong love story. That gives the audience an easily identifiable, emotional umbil... CHRISTY WELKER We were very balanced offensively. We were able to run the ball very, very well, and we were able to... JOE MACK We just got blown out in some games and that's not going to happen this year. I can't put a number o... JOE HAYES The trainers think he may be 85 to 90 percent ready by Saturday. RICH RODRIGUEZ Our schedule has us playing some Top 25 teams this season. This schedule is a better situation for o... BETH LAUNIERE We've played well at times and we've gotten some quality wins, but we can't afford to take a night o... GENE KLEIN We were told the children would cherish even one or two crayons to draw with. We had church members ... KAY SCRUGGS (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON I know that inspections did work, ... We achieved a 90 to 95 percent level of verified, absolutely c... SCOTT RITTER As a producer, the most important call you can get is on Saturday morning, when the Friday-night gro... IRWIN WINKLER As a director, there is nothing more fun than seeing an audience screaming and jumping. You are the ... FEDE ALVAREZ We have two weeks for it to get cold. In the past we've gone through Saturday night until 4 a.m. mak... DAVID HANSON The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have. CRAIG GROESCHEL I do not want us to be making the headlines on Saturday night. It would mean we have lost. DAVID JEFFREY We tend to want to do films about things we know nothing about. It allows us to fall in love with ou... DAYNA GOLDFINE I get really excited every time there's a female character who is really strong because a lot of... ANNA KENDRICK We definitely skewed it male, but that is fine. If all of a sudden we lose female Caravan buyers, it... JOE EBERHARDT we sat there smoking cigarettes at 5 in the morning. CHARLES BUKOWSKI At the constitutional level where we work, 90 percent of any decision is emotional. The rational par... WILLIAM ORVILLE DOUGLAS It's absolutely essential that we have the same safeguards that straight couples do. But I want more... GEORGE MICHAEL We had to pull out of the Texas relays for a number of different reasons. There were a number of our... ANDREW WASHINGTON Absolutely. We were top five the last time I did this (as a sophomore) and we have a lot of strong p... BROOKE NIQUETTE Who made me laugh when I was growing was Chaplin and the Marx Brothers, and then moving on, there we... CHEVY CHASE Ultimately, the seven of us felt responsible for that loss. After the game, you could tell by the wa... JOSH CIOCCO I'll have nights when I'll hit 90-percent of the shots I missed (Saturday). The shots just weren't f... ADAM ALLEN Saturday was 90 minutes when people would judge whether we were the real deal, ... I think we are. T... CLAUDIO REYNA It was the hardest part of our schedule. Granted, there are no excuses for the way we played, but th... CAROLYN KIEGER A movie is made for an audience and a film is made for both the audience and the film-makers. DAVID FINCHER We absolutely did not want to leave California outside of the top 10, but that's the hand we've been... RYAN NEWMAN This opens up the door for us as it gives us an opportunity to reach a younger Internet-savvy audien... BOB BERTINI There's still only maybe three female writers or two female writers to 10 guys in any kind of wr... KAY CANNON Saturday was 90 minutes when people would judge whether we were the real deal, CLAUDIO REYNA I think when you're a director, it's hard to do something unless you're absolutely over-... ADAM GREEN Hopefully we will come out an play better in the first period. That basically put us out of our game... ELISEO SALDIVAR So, tomorrow, I'm leaving. And I'm not going to let that happen again with anyone else. I'm going to... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Our top four gives us probably the best top four runners that have ever been at Cowley for women. We... MARK PHILLIPS We're a team that our work ethic has to be 100 percent, our concentration has to be 100 percent and ... MICHEL THERRIEN We are optimistic about our intention to win 90 percent of the non-subsidized fuel oil market. ACHMAD FAISAL [An enhanced set of filter options enables a list of wells and other entities to be sorted by name, ... DON ROBERTS So much about being a director is getting the show ready for that first preview audience. I have a l... THOMAS KAIL A good project but a poor director will always make a mediocre film, but an average script and good ... KAJOL We've made significant progress on the relevancy of our results and have to invest on improving that... LISA GURRY It is the last process in embedding our technology on a single chip for our set-top boxes. It is not... HENRY NICHOLAS Sex scenes are the easiest to film. Everyone is an animal. Everyone is the same when they're making ... CHANG CHEN We think (field study) gives us a competitive advantage, ... Plus, in Minnesota, there is a very hig... DAVID KIDWELL Film is a dramatised reality and it is the director's job to make it appear real... an audience ... DAVID LEAN We were pretty good at the tie-breakers today. We lost one at number two singles but all the others ... DANA TRUMM It gives them an incentive to market the film aggressively to their constituents. Then they can use ... JOSHUA ABBEY Usually you are pretty happy with two eagles in a week, never mind the same nine. The conditions wer... BRIAN GUETZ When somebody who makes movies for a living - either as an actor, writer, producer or director - liv... JOHN CARPENTER There was a large hole in the pressure hull around one-and-a-half meters to two meters, ... And now ... VLADIMIR PUTIN In the initial phase, nearly 90 percent of the survivors were affected psychologically. DR K. SEKAR The House continues to be up for grabs in the next two years. There are 25 Republicans who won with ... MARTIN FROST U.S. sales are strong but there are more challenges in Europe, ... There are a number of existing br... ED COLLIGAN We are about 30 percent of the market [for blade server switches], making us one of the largest [ven... VIKRAM MEHTA We are in a position where a number of people could sue us. By making this decision we've reduced th... ANDY DOWNS Our vote was up 50 per cent from the last time. There are three times the number of people on the ca... MARK LEAHY It was a really strong quarter in every aspect. We just gave guidance 90 days ago of around 25 perce... ED ZANDER We will find out Saturday night how close we are to Niagara Falls. This is a key game for us. GLENN WALSH The exit polls (for 'Cradle') were really excellent with a very strong definite recommend category. DAN FELLMAN Chuck interviewed with us before and we were real high on him. We went with experience then, but as ... PAT COLE The first record was really just us making music and laughing a lot and having a good time in a stud... COREY TAYLOR Our underclassmen are really making us a strong team. EMMETT STATZER So teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. -Psalms 90:10. PSALMS 90:10 It's a classic case of the audience applauding the celebrities for putting themselves in a situation... BRAD LYONS
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