Are you guys really arguing over where to eat dinner?"

"It's one of the more savage tools in the diplomatic arsenal.

War, they say, is the answer of those who have no arguments left.

Now, let's hear some properly terrified screaming, puny humans!

Maxim 8:
Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock.

-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

Maxim 29:
The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.

-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

Maxim 28:
If the price of collateral damage is high enough, you might be able to get paid for bringing ammunition home with you.

-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries