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Are you her boyfriend?”
...
No, I’m her fiancé.” Nate said.
We’ve been promised to each other since birth,” Summer added.
Our wedding isn’t until March.


Brandon Mull

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...
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EVA IBBOTSON I'm ending this.'

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'You are,' he said fiercel...
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“Nat, I’m not going to hire W...
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I...
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RACHEL THOMPSON And I know I’ve lost.
Everything is lost.
Everything is over.
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bring her out
to know herself
to know...
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...
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“Oh, you know, mischief and mayhem,” he replied.

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"The police should be in it, not us. We’re out of here.” ...
ED LYNSKEY What time is the funeral"

" Two pm."

"Are you going, Sergeant?"

"Y...
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who cares about
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You become enchanted,
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In yo...
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...
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such a part
of her

that
the ink AMANDA LOVELACE Power said to the world,
"You are mine."
The world kept it prisoner on her throne.
Lo...
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"No i don't. That's a...
MICHELE JAFFE I’m not like her. I don’t steal people.”

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someone replaced my chest with a broken record.
...
CLEMENTINE VON RADICS When she comes
She pulls you close
She breathes in short bursts
Her eyes close
H...
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so lost, vulnerable and insecure.
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he gave her
all she had been
waiting for--
a shiver
dow...
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He smiled, his hands burrowing in his pockets. “I’m your b...
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“No?” said Coraline.

“No,” said t...
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“You...
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JANETTE RALLISON Stay away from her."
"Okay."
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"I'll try."
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No! Clary thought, but her heart sank. Was he...
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"Celaena."

They had d...
SARAH J. MAAS She is standing just behind you. Just behind your right shoulder."
In the silence of the woods,...
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She said, you can tell me tomorrow.
I had never told...
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A broken glass,

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...
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He raised his in salute. "To yo...
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Soeur Marie Emelie
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She planted her hands on her hips. “Yo...
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"No," I say, fuddling my noise. ...
PATRICK NESS Peter?”
He couldn’t look at her. Instead, he stared down at his
poisoned arm.
“...
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No matter where you roam.
Keep her while you have her,
...
FRANK MCCOURT There was a few seconds' pause. Then Amit said: I meant, what were you thinking just now.

VIKRAM SETH You really love her don't you," she said.
With all my heart."
She looked as sad as I'd eve...
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Tamani rolled his ...
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I’m leaving the light on in my...
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Callum: "About what?"

Boo: "Anything."

Callu...
MAUREEN JOHNSON Lash had been explaining to her that it's impolite to refer to an African American as a nigga, unles...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE DEATH
. . .
And now you are here to fight for this woman.
You know her promise is giv...
ANNE CARSON Ah, bless. I've missed her. Do you have bullets?"

"Uh, no."

Skulduggery paused...
DEREK LANDY So there we were. Once upon a time, during the storybook version of dating we'd gone through, I'd pr...
DAVID LEVITHAN Are you married?”
“No.”
She picked at her nails. “I'm not married, either.
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G.S. JENNSEN Quote taken from Chapter 1:

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ED LYNSKEY At birth and at dawn
for each and every day
it triumphs over the eclipse.

It i...
AKILNATHAN LOGESWARAN Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.”
“That’s thoughtful of you...
BILL WATTERSON There's something about her.
It's not her smile or grace,
It's not her beauty or race,
J.A. ANUM If you aren’t willing
to love her,
do not put dents
on her heart
that will inf...
PIERRE ALEX JEANTY Do you play football?' Brandon asks.
'No.'
'Baseball?'
'Nope.'
Brandon is on...
SIMONE ELKELES The multicolored kitten snuggled between her breasts.

Lucky cat.

"I thought ma...
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And I will see him bleed again.
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"No?"
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Kelsier: Ah, but b...
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- Bree...
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BRANDON ADAMS I actually believe 'Sustainability', as a concept, is one of the arteries leading to the hea...
BRANDON BOYD I'm a believer in the ordinary person, that the ordinary person is just as important and has an ...
BRANDON STANTON Megan looked at me and blushed. A blush looked really good on her. Of course, so would soup, mud, or...
BRANDON SANDERSON I couldn’t help grinning at the sight of her. Megan, in turn, raised a nine-millimeter square at m...
BRANDON SANDERSON I needed to say something. Something romantic! Something to sweep her off her feet.
"You’re l...
BRANDON SANDERSON What would you think if I told you that I wasn’t an Allomancer?” Sazed asked.
“I’d thin...
BRANDON SANDERSON When I was younger, I was chubby. It gave me a terrible sense of self-image, and I guess I carry tha...
BRANDON FLOWERS Kaladin screamed, reaching the end of the bridge. Finding a tiny surge of strength somewhere, he rai...
BRANDON SANDERSON You know, I was a nerdy kid going through high school, and then I got to college and that all vanish...
BRANDON SANDERSON When you are interviewing refugees, each person you talk to has a different story that could come fr...
BRANDON STANTON Don’t do anything stupid."
"Don’t worry," I whispered over the line, "I’m an expert on st...
BRANDON SANDERSON The game of political music chairs and finger-pointing by career politicians and agency bureaucrats ...
BRANDON WEBB I feel like a little kid who just walked into a candy store. I think that's something to smile a...
BRANDON BOYD I am tapping into a place in you that is unexplored, and very dangerous, but I think essential to th...
BRANDON BOYD Music has always been my back door to life. It is important for people to find something that excite...
BRANDON BOYD I mean it allowed me to do that which was fantastic because we really get to see the character matur...
BRANDON ROUTH I'm not even really attempting to brand myself outside of 'Humans of New York.' I think ...
BRANDON STANTON At home, I'm not a rock star. I wear dad-appropriate attire. I drive a truck. And we go out to t...
BRANDON FLOWERS Training programs shouldn't be designed to deliver competence; they must be dedicated to produci...
BRANDON WEBB The sniper is like a highly skilled surgeon, practicing his craft on the battlefield.
BRANDON WEBB I've always felt like an artistic person. I can't draw or paint or sculpt. I never really ha...
BRANDON STANTON As I've gotten older, I've wanted to represent Las Vegas more. Represent the Southwest. It&#...
BRANDON FLOWERS Sometimes it is very useful to have a reputation for being a reclusive, amoral jerk.
BRANDON SANDERSON I'm not really sure why. But... do you stop loving someone just because they betray you? I don't thi...
BRANDON SANDERSON I romanticize. I live with the ghosts of Elvis and Frank Sinatra. It seems so glamorous. They were A...
BRANDON FLOWERS He felt a swelling of pride. Ridiculous, of course. He had endangered the kindgdom — how would peo...
BRANDON SANDERSON There are five known gyres spinning around in our world's oceans. A gyre is a slowly moving spir...
BRANDON BOYD Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king […] Whit...
BRANDON SANDERSON A lot like Dave Matthews or John Mayer, I kind of stick with the acoustic genre.
BRANDON JONES Same old, same old. Nothing special, but he's absolutely ready.
BRANDON MACNAUGHT Next weekend is the weekend we have to wrestle perfectly. We didn't wrestle perfectly this weekend, ...
BRANDON MACNAUGHT It's one of those things where you don't worry about individual wins and losses, you worry about the...
BRANDON MACNAUGHT If it isn't broke, don't fix it. You want to prepare the same. ... I haven't seen any added pressure...
BRANDON MACNAUGHT I would assume every coach's ultimate goal is to get a guy to states. I've been fortunate to have a ...
BRANDON MACNAUGHT To do it in this section is quite amazing and it hasn't really sunk in yet. To think that's he the f...
BRANDON MACNAUGHT Previous studies have measured general pain and heavy backpacks. But, they have not correlated backp...
BRANDON MACIAS Even at 10 percent [of body weight], the pressures were still high, and that hasn't been quantified ...
BRANDON MACIAS It seems like the right shoulder becomes loaded more.
BRANDON MACIAS The backpack should be positioned high on the back.
BRANDON MACIAS I had two months of not doing anything except wonder how my arm was going to feel. But I'm back thro...
BRANDON LYON