Artificial intelligence will never be a match for natural stupidity.

Antidotes are what you take to prevent dotes.

We are growing serious, and, let me tell you, that's the very next step to being dull.

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love truth.

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.