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As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're laughing at me because I'm not funny. And I'm thinking, 'Who cares? They're laughing.' If you go on stage, and they're laughing at you full-on for 60 minutes? You know, whatever puts them in the seats.


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GUY FIERI Didn't Lionel Richie just make a country album? No one is giving him a hard time... and God bles...
GUY OSEARY It's not easy to strap yourself down to a desk and bash on a keyboard when you know you can dire...
GUY RITCHIE I can't bake anything. I'm the worst. My cakes always come out flat.
GUY FIERI There are three people you need in life: an accountant, a fishmonger, and a bail bondsman.
GUY FIERI When Warren Buffett says the sun shines out of somebody's backside, it's worth paying attent...
GUY SPIER There's nothing that can replicate the smoky flavor of char, so when I've got the hankering ...
GUY FIERI There are two different things: there's grilling, and there's barbecue. Grilling is when peo...
GUY FIERI One disco, one soft ball game, one lost love, one gay pride rally at a time.
JASMINE GUY It doesn't matter whether the Dow is 5000 or 50,000. If you're an entrepreneur, there is no ...
GUY KAWASAKI The good news about entrepreneurship is that your fate is in your hands. The bad news is that your f...
GUY KAWASAKI You have to be confident in who you are and what you're doing. Of course, you try to evolve. I w...
GUY FIERI Why did they keep changing guitars and amplifiers when they were perfect? They did the same things w...
BUDDY GUY I am blessed for what I have, but I believed in it from the beginning. Today, the dream is the same:...
GUY LALIBERTE It's easy to say that entrepreneurs will create jobs and big companies will create unemployment,...
GUY KAWASAKI It is a full time job being honest one moment at a time, remembering to love, to honor, to respect. ...
JASMINE GUY The English countryside is the most staggeringly beautiful place. I can't spend as much time the...
GUY RITCHIE Get off the beaten path... If you want to find those mom-and-pop joints, those funky little places, ...
GUY FIERI It's always good to go over the recipe beforehand, so you can easily think of the next thing tha...
GUY FIERI The great thing about being the son of Maya Angelou is that I had the good fortune to grow up around...
GUY JOHNSON Many Android users aren't aware of some the things that Android can already do such as supportin...
GUY KAWASAKI There are some guys you have problems beating because of their style - I always had difficulties wit...
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