Al Franken
Related Only fools wait, and only tools bait. CRE There are approximately two trillion cells in the human body. You are never alone, there are always ... DWIGHT W. HAYES (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON A lot of teenagers write to me and say "I want to write a book. I want to get published." And those ... MAUREEN JOHNSON HENRY JAMES In Cloud computing the difference between a dark cloud and a cloud with a silver lining, is the part... RAJAT MOHAN How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS C. JOYBELL C. ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Would you want you as a friend? PETER STROPLE It should not be surprised by seeing in our weird world that the people for enjoying own bread can a... ANUJ SOMANY Everyone out there is using you for their entertainment and what you mostly need is to be entertainm... SUPERNA BATHEJA STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE. STEPHAN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st... STHEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe that's what praying is all about. Maybe it's not just asking God to forgive us for bad things ... SARAH DARER LITTMAN I am Mother Nature. All of creation bows before me. When people leave their cities and learn of me�... SETH ADAM SMITH A.A. MILNE A.A. MILNE Unsubscribe from should-a, would-a, could-a MICHAEL H. DANSBURY The Mesh is about creating and managing what's perishable. It provides businesses with the abili... LISA GANSKY If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste... GARY F EVANS... DEYTH BANGER STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements. LAURA DOCKRILL CHLOE THURLOW GEORGE R.R. MARTIN ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH CRAIG GROESCHEL Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi... MARIANA FULGER THOMAS FRIEDMAN NICHOLAS SPARKS STEPHEN CHBOSKY NICHOLAS SPARKS NICHOLAS SPARKS HARPER LEE HARPER LEE NEIL GAIMAN STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY ANNE FRANK TONY KUSHNER A small change can make a big difference. You are the only one who can make our world a better place... ANKITA SINGHAL The scientific method gives us
information by testing and repeating observable things so that we
can... LEWIS N. ROE Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different. JOHNNIE DENT JR. BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA JOHN DONNE GERMANY KENT C. JOYBELL C. WOODY ALLEN CHRISTINA ENGELA ADAM CAROLLA MITCH ALBOM Whether it's an innate ability or an acquired way of regarding the world around us, being labele... ALAN ZWEIBEL This is too much reality for a Friday. AS GOOD AS IT GETS MARKUS ZUSAK SARAH J. MAAS They should make earplugs for people who are grieving, so we don't have to hear the stupid things pe... CAROLE GEITHNER Small businesses provide 75 percent of new U.S. jobs and are the backbone of our economy, and no out... SUE KELLY History is replete with blunders written by sycophants. TOMICHAN MATHEIKAL If I do a piece in my living room, if I practice it - and I have the tapes to prove this - it's ... DAVE VAN RONK W.G. SEBALD SHANNON L. ALDER CHARLES BUKOWSKI We have an audience, the ability to fund our own projects, own our own projects, the ability to disp... FREDDIE WONG C. JOYBELL C. I'm not saying that I'm better than anyone... I'm just saying that I'm one-of-a-kind. C LIONG A person of value have skill, a vision & a deep desire to achieve what they dream for. Happiness com... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA A man of guilt acknowledges and changes himself immediately on being hinted slightly about his fault... ANUJ SOMANY The school year progressed slowly. I felt as if I had been in the sixth grade for years, yet it was ... LUCY GREALY The value of a consultant;An outsider can see what an insider cannot see or has decided to ignore. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) A family is like a card game, on one hand, you can get a really bad hand and on the other, your hand... GARY F EVANS... The worth of a person’s quote is in his or her heart where it takes the birth and the value of the... ANUJ SOMANY Walking the rugged trail of the unknown destiny can be filled with walls crashing and cracks on the ... GARY F EVANS... It makes you wonder why the human race can be so selfish and self-centered sometimes, when on cold w... GARY F EVANS... To have a pet in the family is to invite good health into your lives.It brings happiness to all and ... GARY F EVANS... ARTHUR GOLDEN كنت أصمت أذعن لمصيري. أحمل دميتي,أنزع ملابسها, أشد شعره�... مليكة مستظرف The norm which the society at large has set today categorically is in the form of preventive measure... HENRIETTA NEWTON MARTIN LEGAL CONSULTANT STEPHEN CHBOSKY I thought I would write a love letter. But then, I wrote a book." - Suzy Davies, on "Johari's Window SUZY DAVIES JOHN MIDDLETON MURRY LEMONY SNICKET NICHOLAS SPARKS She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappr... GAIL CARRIGER
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You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. 
I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... 
When you are called for a great duty because you have been given a great ability, do your very best ... 
She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ... 
So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even... 
I saw other people there. Old men sitting alone. Young girls with blue eye shadow and awkward jaws. ... 
Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed. 
We should be ready for a change. 
Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. 
History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... 
The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have. 
Al Qaeda is nothing more than a mutant supply chain. They're playing off the same platform as Wa... 
Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said:
I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me. 
As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the... 
You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on... 
You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them. 
It is a small world. You do not have to live in it particuarly long to learn that for yourself. Ther... 
Why is England manufacturing bigger and better airplanes and bombs and at the same time churning out... 
The way that same-sex marriage should reach the federal level is that it absolutely should be decide... 
The air we breathe is still free, but for how much time. I believe someone is busy patenting it to s... 
Love is a growing, or full constant light,
Reach out and help others. If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. Be a vessel, be the c... 
Innovation is the ability to see change as an opportunity - not a threat 
The universe is so vast, so immense, we can never expect to explore it all. It is in effect, not so ... 
I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an e... 
If we tend to the things that are important in life, if we are right with those we love, and behave ... 
He had what he called just a small ration of tools:
You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently. 
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You really won't know where your home is until you meet your own kind and realize you're both playin... 
All a guy needed was a chance. Somebody was alway controlling who got a chance and who didn't. 
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The Dream of a Queer Fellow I write the words again and they appear doubly pregnant with meaning. It... 
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My spiritual life is... sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don't. When I do have acce... 
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A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. 
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We have defeated Jim Crow, but now we have to deal with his son, James Crow Jr., esquire. 
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I never had technique. 