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ANDY PRICE There's been no official offers but I went to a lot of games and talked to a lot of coaches. There's... ANDREW DIDONATO It makes it tougher playing at a Single-A or Double-A school because the perception coaches have of ... BRUCE GRADKOWSKI You never know, it could happen. But I really believe with the coaches we have here and the players ... JAKE LONG I was glad to win all the singles. We had a lot of 6-3, 6-4 sets, and it was good to get those. BRAD JOYNER [Chris Chelios points the finger at the decline of offense in the NHL squarely in one direction?the ... CHRIS CHELIOS First impressions of the season were it was a tremendous learning experience. I spoke with many ment... CHRIS MILLETTE It was shocking to us. He was here for one year, and then all of a sudden he took off. A lot of us h... JACOB BURTSCHI With a lot of college coaches, they just look at your size. They don't care how you play. It bothere... DANI CARON We felt aggrieved at a few decisions, but we can't use that as an excuse. We have to learn how the r... BEN KAY Dad was never the type to write a 'gotcha' book. He was never going to divulge things that coaches h... JEFF PHILLIPS Jeff has developed a reputation as one of the finest softball coaches in the state, and we are excit... GUSTAVUS ADOLPHUS Coaches didn't like it because it made them look bad. We hit a lot of quarterbacks, and that was one... BUDDY RYAN I vowed that when the coaches came to our house to recruit Bryan that I was not going to be one of t... GREG MATTISON This is a tremendous honor because I'm stepping into this class with three coaches that I have the g... HUBIE BROWN We were trying everything (defensively). Man, 3-2, 2-3? They were just on fire. But that's how it is... KAMERON HANDY Because the league felt that we always wanted to improve on the talent quality in the league, now co... ANGELO MAZZELLA Coming out of high school (Purnell Swett), we recruited Darryl as an athlete. We'll recruit a quarte... CHIP HESTER What he swims at the Commonwealth Games is a matter for the coaches. DAVE FLASKAS I've always felt that this was a young man's game and that we should do everything to let younger co... JOE BLAIR The coaches told me I could take as much time off as I wanted, but I was back at practice the next w... DAVID GARCIA When I started I knew it was a matter of when, not if, I would get fired. That's because that was ju... LAVELL EDWARDS A lot of people have made light of it, but I thought we played a good schedule. Out here in the Blac... DAVE HOLLENBECK Usually at the end of the season there's a league meeting where coaches meet to plea (a) players' ca... BILL DEVINE As difficult as it is to find good coaches, we had Dave in the building. We had the personnel we wan... MIKE MCKEE He was clutch at the line, was 5 for 8 from the 3-point line. He just had a tremendous game. On defe... DENNY BAILEY He's 6-foot-6, 6-foot-7, and Division I football prospect. He really hasn't hurt us much in the past... BRETT DAVIS What's surprised us is how well the team came together and played as a team. We knew we had the tale... JEFF CLEANTHES We as coaches need to take some responsibility for preparing our girls. It's not a matter of physica... BRAD CATTERMOLE You'd see something and you're thinking like, 'Well, I've got to see here, even though I see the bal... LANCE BRIGGS We have exceptional talent, even in the Family Islands but we have to go in there with something new... ANDRE SEYMOUR We had a good talk with the coaches, and he said he would be fighting for one of the starting guard ... DAVID MANNING We've played a lot of Division I and Division II teams, which will help us in the tournament, but we... JULIE MCGRAW It's been remarkable. A lot of college coaches I've talked to have said about the tremendous body on... DOUG SANKEY There's a lot of talent here in Las Vegas. The high school coaches do a really good job. A lot of ki... DARREN MATSUBARA I think a lot of people doubted us because we had that skid at the end of the season. But our coache... BEN GUIDUGLI We didn't panic and that had a lot do to with our assistant coaches. They did a good job of not lett... CHRIS EDGE For reasons that baffle me still, my high school sports coaches put me in the first division of the ... HAMISH BOWLES There's a lot of neat things that is involved in this. We want our kids to see the level of swimming... KYLE LOTT We like to push the ball and press as much as we can. It's a style that the players like to play, co... RONNIE ARROW Last year was a tough one. But we are one of only two Division 3 teams to play in a Division 2 leagu... GREG TUCKER It was wild. We had about six coaches — well, about 16, because a bunch brought three coaches. JAY FRYE It was wild. We had about six coaches well, about 16, because a bunch brought three coaches. JAY FRYE It could potentially make it difficult for a lot of different reasons. Mostly logistics and coordina... DANA LEVENSON In the first half, my plan was to throw the ball quite a bit more, but at halftime all the kids and ... DAN NAULT He and I had been standing in as the first base coaches during the biggest part of the game. It was ... DEE SMITH Jeff is the glue to my team. I'd say he's the smartest player I've ever had the privilege of coachin... HOSEA GRAHAM We've already talked about it. And a lot of other coaches have noticed it as well. There's nothing w... DEREK THOMAS no one knows why we are put on this earth i dont think any of them are true i dont even know why we ... DALLY SALAD This organization is run differently. There's a lot of stability. I had four or five coaches and coo... BOSS BAILEY It was a lot of fun. Those things are important for the coaches and the kids. It's important to do t... BOB ANNIBALLI I'm not saying that $10,000 isn't a lot of money, but I think Jeff can probably handle that OK. He p... DALE JARRETT We had to replace four coaches from last year's staff and I'm very pleased with the personnel we wer... WALT HARRIS It's good, because now everyone knows it's possible. As coaches, you can always motivate that way. O... SCOTT CHERRY I think he deserved it. It's an honor he earned. The thing is coaches can't vote for their own playe... BILLY THORNHILL Coaches have gotten us into the habit of getting balls in our hands. Deflecting passes. Taking balls... BERNARD POLLARD I have to say, I'm an Illinois resident, ... But when I was a child, as we crossed the state line, w... WILLIAM PETERSEN High school was the best. I had a lot of fun wrestling and running track in high school. That was ab... TOM KEBLIN We put too many shots high. I told [the team], with a guy who's 6-foot-7, or whatever size he is, yo... BARRY GORMAN You have to give Mike Nolan a lot of credit because he has a great group of coaches and they've reac... JOE STARKEY We could have had a chance at it if our No.3 girl was here, ERIN SULLIVAN When I was in the ring at the Olympics, it was my father's words that I was hearing, not the coa... FLOYD MAYWEATHER, JR. We were very proud. We had a lot of nervous girls going and they did good and had fun at the same ti... CAROL PESCHEL If he had it at all, it was at the highest point. But as we were coming back to the ground, I had it... MARCUS HAMILTON I got behind in the count and I was in a defensive mode. I was just trying to put the ball in play a... HANK BLALOCK He was a beloved coach, teacher and friend; some of the students were in a state of shock. Yes, Y.C.... BOB JENKINS A lot of District 6 coaches were talking about (the weeklong break) because we didn't have a real go... JEFF STOVER You guys have a great set of coaches here, and the foundation has been started. Berkeley may not hav... DAVID SMITH He wasn't as overpowering as he was last year. We put the ball in play. DENNY MCKERNAN I felt good at the plate, I was able to put the ball in play, ... My goal is to win. It doesn't matt... CARLOS BELTRAN It helped out a lot that I was in Providence. I got to know some guys, the coaches, and the style of... ANDREW ALBERTS Carson had a lot of reasons to be emotionally down, but their coaches did a good job because they we... TONY DOBRA We're loaded with talent down here, but if that's the coaches' decision, you have to respect that. I... BRANDON FLOWERS The odds were against me when I arrived at Central Arkansas. I was barely 6-foot-2 and didn't ha... SCOTTIE PIPPEN We have to play to these new rules, but we play to the system implemented by the coaches. Hopefully ... KRIS DRAPER It was his first game as a full-time starter for us. We have a lot of talent around him, a lot of ve... TIKI BARBER I don't want to say it's a sense of relief. We wanted to go out with a win for our seniors and our c... JAMES COX He could play the physical game, but he also had talent. I was lucky enough to have him as my left w... JODY GAGE Chad is a real smart ball player. He knows what he can do and he plays hard. For a guy who's about 6... DAVE BRAET They believe in themselves and the coaches believe in them. They've proved that time and time again.... CRAIG STINNETT We just try and make plays. The coaches do a good job of mixing it up. A lot of times the coverage d... BOBBY ENGRAM He's been our leader all year. He was voted player of the year in our division by the other coaches ... ROBB AUDETTE That was before the three-point line. He was a tremendous jumper for his height. He could dunk a vol... JIM BAUER We went 3-8 my first year and 1-9 my second year. But I think we'll be a lot more competitive this y... JAKE WEINGARTZ Just around here, we all knew what kind of talent we had. We all knew we could play with anybody in ... DJ SHOCKLEY It means a lot to me that my coaches and teammates have a lot of faith in me. I just want to go out ... DONELL TAYLOR I think we felt like we had a chance to be a pretty good defense. And the only people that gave us a... JUSTIN SMITH For us as coaches, we're in a different locker room. So we're coming in pregame, halftime. T... JASON KIDD I think he's done a great job this year. Mark's definitely one of the most technique-orientated coac... ALEX PIPPETT We had good coaches who coached us well and made us play as a team even though we weren't really a t... CLEVIN HANNAH It was very big to get that win and something we kind of played off. I felt no matter what happened ... TODD ENGLE I have been a senior before but not in college. It is a bigger challenge being a senior, so I have t... JUSTIN ROBINSON I tell a lot of girls not to have the surgery. Some coaches will pull the scholarships of injured pl... LONNIE BARTLEY
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JEFF BEZOS I first read 'Tom Sawyer' when I was in 8th grade, 13 years old. I realised since that Mark ... JEFF NICHOLS If you do build a great experience, customers tell each other about that. Word of mouth is very powe... JEFF BEZOS If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a red... JEFF FOXWORTHY I think all the garbage in the world is thanks to a very small handful of idiots. JEFF DUNHAM I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be... JEFF KINNEY Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls an... JEFF FOXWORTHY Nothing in life prepares you to be famous. JEFF FOXWORTHY There'll always be serendipity involved in discovery. JEFF BEZOS Your reaction when you lose control in a situation is to try and hang on tighter. JEFF NICHOLS Safety is something that happens between your ears, not something you hold in your hands. JEFF COOPER Imagine if Congress always put the interests of polluters ahead of the health of our families. Our r... JEFF MERKLEY My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto t... JEFF DUNHAM A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub is more than enough to reveal the basic huma... JEFF LINDSAY Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I h... JEFF LINDSAY Their conversation ceased abruptly with the entry of an oddly-shaped man whose body resembled a cert... JEFF PHILLIPS I used to be on the Lincoln City Council. You learn that there's never enough money for all of t... JEFF FORTENBERRY By now, we all know that Hollywood producers always chase after the same properties, that the sharks... JEFF GILES Is that why you're crying?" (...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see.... JEFF LINDSAY ¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el... JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot... JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y... JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine." I looked over at my answerin... JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai... JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist. JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c... JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d... JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep... JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve... JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ... JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock... JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark... JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva... JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be. JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good. JEFF LINDSAY