As dogs return to their vomit, some men return to their wives.

Seated by her side in the narrow cabin, pressing cold compresses to her forehead and holding her while she vomited, he felt profoundly happy....

No two dogs are alike. And yet, all dogs have something in common that makes them dogs, and makes them different from cats. The same goes for men and women. The trouble starts when cats don't realize that dogs are different. Dogs think differently, and perceive the world differently, than cats do. I'm a dog. You're a cat. And a dog knows better what it's like to be a dog than a cat does.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

The union of two women and two men can never consummate a marriage. It's physically impossible. We can't get around that. You can be a family, absolutely. You can be loving, and I respect that absolutely. But you're not married. The other 49 states are right and we are wrong.

The union of two women and two men can never consummate a marriage. It's physically impossible. The other 49 states are right and we are wrong.