As for Lexus, he says, ''I'm getting involved with their new hybrid [car] . . . and I was told that all of Lexus's cars are going to be hybrids in the next 10 years.

Buy, buy, says the sign in the shop window; Why, why, says the junk in the yard

[Asked about a rude joke that Rod Stewart's daughter Kimberly told in the latest issue of Stuff magazine:] What has three legs and lives on a farm? Paul McCartney and his wife, ... Rod Stewart is a long-term friend of Paul's, so I doubt she said it.

When you first get money, you buy all these things so no one thinks you're mean, and you spread it around. You get a chauffeur and you find yourself thrown around the back of this car and you think, I was happier when I had my own little car! I could drive myself!

A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator.

I told him about the car story. He got a kick out of it.