As human beings, we need to know that we are not alone, that we are not crazy or completely out of our minds, that there are other people out there who feel as we do, live as we do, love as we do, who are like us.
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Related The words you can’t find, you borrow. We read to know we’re not alone. We read because w... GABRIELLE ZEVIN Are shadows a shadowy reflection of the soul or is it a reflection of who we really are, or possibly... GARY F EVANS... I am aware that everyone that exists has a story, and we all exist because that story is important f... ARZELL Dae FATE NAYAE Nanagha Vandhuttoom Da, Sandy , Na Nata, London Lass,Russian Grapes, Ellorum Ippa Van... SATHESH KUMAR M What, the glass is half-full instead of half-empty? Bullshit. What they don't tell you is that regar... T.J. KLUNE It was pivotal in making you but you don't remember it. Or do you? Do we understand the events that ... DOUGLAS COUPLAND I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made ... RALPH WALDO EMERSON People are attracted to who we are more than what we do. LORRIN L. LEE If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th... GARY F EVANS... Air is approximately 21% oxygen, our brains feed off of oxygen. So basically we are all airheads. ANDONI GARCIA Inspired By Beauty In Creation We Are One DANIEL GILMAN We are this fucking stick in the end... DEYTH BANGER You can find sorrow in the arithmetic, and you can find a bittersweet hope. DAVID LEVITHAN Who cares what are you eating?? Who cares where are you? Who cares what are you posting??<... DEYTH BANGER Empathy is a bridge. Our sufferings connect us. Let pain make you softer. AKIROQ BROST Outside... we are just nobody... you could meet me outside... but it doesn't mean that I am DeYtH Ba... DEYTH BANGER Come on... come on... I am waiting for answer... ... Silence doesn't make it... bet... DEYTH BANGER Sometimes we represent our weakness as if it were bad. We don’t think it’s okay to be weak…We ... HENRY CLOUD We are responsible for ourselves and each other. RODEL NATIVIDAD CASIO In periods of rapid personal change, we pass through life as though we are spellcast. We speak in se... DOUGLAS COUPLAND Aliens have been here for millennium. But they didn't come in spaceships. They came in orange s... ANTHONY T. HINCKS If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y... GARY F EVANS... A human being is a part of the whole, called by us "Universe", a part limited in time and space. ALBERT EINSTEIN A couple of customers interrupted [...] who wanted to know if we had some YA book about ants and ali... SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON Perhaps there is nothing wrong with being childish and naïve. Perhaps naivety is simply the unwilli... VIRONIKA TUGALEVA We must constantly remind ourselves that we are the image and likeness of God SOTONYE ANGA I knew there was something peculiar about you," she said. "And I mean that as the highest compliment... RANSOM RIGGS It takes great courage to write great books. Find your courage and find your voice. KRISTEN LAMB Persistence can look a lot like stupid. KRISTEN LAMB People see what they want to see SUSAN BETH PFEFFER It's a lie to think that you are not good enough. It's a lie to think that you are not beautiful. It... DISON ARNIBAL The chakras in your body are as to galaxies on the body of God. L.J. VANIER We are here to create, not destroy. VIKTORIJA GRUMBLYTė The first questions to be asked and answered in every contingency of life being: How will this thoug... ALDOUS HUXLEY We may not get to choose how we die, but we can chose how we live. The universe may for... SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON Dreams are hopeful because they exist as pure possibility. Unlike memories, which are fossils, long ... SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON What we are communicates far more eloquently than anything we say or do. There are people we trust b... STEPHEN R. COVEY So, tomorrow, I'm leaving. And I'm not going to let that happen again with anyone else. I'm going to... STEPHEN CHBOSKY We are all born same, we are completely cute, innocent, sweet, and we need that reflection of oursel... ANNEKE LUCAS But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Cat... LEWIS CARROLL We do not cry forever. Much as we were when we were once born. We cry because we need to know and fe... MAICHEE SUMMER Love more, hurt less. Laugh more, cry less. Live more, worry less. Give more, take less. Hug more, f... ABHISHEK KUMAR Somehow, we'll find it. The balance between whom we wish to be and whom we need to be. But for now, ... BRANDON SANDERSON To not be optimistic about the human race, would be a disregard of the power of the Spirit who creat... MARTIN SUAREZ We are custodians. We are stewards. Our actions are being watched by others around us. Someone is lo... ANGIE KARAN You are worth more than you think you are SOTONYE ANGA We are here because over billions of years, countless variables fell into place, any of which could ... WENDY MASS If we're honest, most of us are doing okay. CRAIG GROESCHEL We're all in this together. You are not alone. All lines and divisions are artificial. We are one. W... AKIROQ BROST What Does It Matter What We Believe, as long as we treat others the way we want to be treated? JEFFREY A. WHITE Because you can only die once but you can suffer forever. SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON Our failures in charity are chained to a narrowed vision of the world that makes too much of the dif... REBECCA GOLDSTEIN The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts.. Everything is ONE! DAVE ZEBIAN Though the customer is always right, there are some customers you do not want. JEFFREY FRY Destiny consist in the moments that we experienced, and not in the choices we have to do. DANIEL MELGAçO There are a lot of people who would love to do this as a job. If we find out they are 'professional ... DEBBIE THARP Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond meas... AUTHOR UNKNOWN We are far from perfect but willing to be different. CRAIG GROESCHEL If we would only testify to the truth as we see it, it would turn out
that there are hundreds, thous... LEO TOLSTOY You would be much amused with the animals round the ranch. THEODORE ROOSEVELT Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond meas... MARIANNE WILLIAMSON You certainly believe in the power of love. And throughout the series, you see how love shows itself... MOUTASEM ALGHARATI The awakening is finally realizing that you are a part of God, like a single cell that finally sees ... L.J. VANIER We are one, after all, you and I, together we suffer, together exist and forever will recreate one a... PIERRE TEILHARD DE CHARDIN We are transitioning rapidly from a traditional manufacturing and agricultural society to a competit... MICHAEL HARRIS I believe that we are at a very low level of consciousness, and we do not know how to treat each oth... MADONNA CICCONE We should feel empowered by where we came from and who we are, not hide it. It is important to ackno... LORIN MORGAN-RICHARDS we sat there smoking cigarettes at 5 in the morning. CHARLES BUKOWSKI Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond meas... MARIANNE WILLIAMSON Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond meas... MARIANNE WILLIAMSON Do not really like rich people, as they make us poor people feel dopey and inadequate. Not that we a... GEORGE SAUNDERS If we want to be loved, we must disclose ourselves. If we want to love someone, he must permit us to... SIDNEY JOURARD We, as a team, have decided that it's time to give back some of the support that's been given to us,... DON MILLER We are like other animals; we live and die as they do. If there is any afterlife, I believe we are i... BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA Every little gracious act adds to the quotient of grace in the world - how gracious can you be today... ANGIE KARAN Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, th... DONALD RUMSFELD Everything passes by, and we are left with just our memories BEN OAK That's SHIT! How do you remove it? You just put it inside the trash, easy as that. DEYTH BANGER There is beauty in every one SOTONYE ANGA Human rights are not worthy of the name if they do not protect the people we don't like as well ... TREVOR PHILLIPS How we feel is not who we are. We might feel like failures, but as long as we are still trying, we a... TONI SORENSON It feels good. For them to do well we have to do out jobs. We don't need to be on the cover of magaz... FRED MATUA I don't think we will find out. We feel that we already do as much as we are allowed to do to stem t... ERIC MESSICK Perhaps there are somewhere in the infinite universe beings whose minds outrank our minds to the sam... LUDWIG VON MISES As human beings, we are selfish in what we see are our struggles and problems in this world.
And for... SHAYE APPERLEY Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond meas... MARIANNE WILLIAMSON The future belongs to all who, refusing to look back at the past move ahead with the clock as it tic... ODO SIMON AGBO Who we are as human beings is terminal. ELIZABETH ALRAUNE No matter what our achievements might be, we think well of ourselves only in rare moments. We need p... ERIC HOFFER As we are, so we do; and as we do, so is it done to us; we are the builders of our fortunes. RALPH WALDO EMERSON That would be such a life-changing thing, for us all to know that there are other beings out there w... PAUL ALLEN We are not absolutely confirmed as doing them all. We are confirmed to do the fifth but after that w... DANIEL RADCLIFFE Remember that we are all human beings trying to do what we love to do. ZENDAYA Orion is above the horizon now, and near it Jupiter, brighter than it will ever be ... But i expect ... THOMAS HARRIS There aren't too many teams out there that we can't compete with, if we hit all our routines as well... BRAD CATTERMOLE As human beings we never know where we are in our circle of life. Yet I know you are the one who fil... TIM ANDERSON They are sending us to places that we know not of. Who do we know in Kansas? LINDA JEFFERS Isn't it also that on some fundamental level we find it difficult to understand that other people ar... JOHN GREEN Sir, if you are as powerful as I feel that you are, and as inclined toward us as you seem to be, end... GEORGE SAUNDERS "Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, t... DONALD RUMSFELD
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