As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.

The pleasure of eating should be an extensive pleasure, not that of the mere gourmet. People who know the garden in which their vegetables have grown and know that the garden is healthy will remember the beauty of the growing plants, perhaps in the dewy first light of morning when gardens are at their best. Such a memory involves itself with the food and is one of the pleasures of eating. (pg. 326, The Pleasures of Eating)

It has been our pleasure to have been associated with the Food Pantry Jam in the last 20 years,

It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.

Sex is unclean, not because of the pleasure, but because of the suffering it brings

Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands - and all you can do is scratch it