As much as we all talk about the future and how so many things are merging, there is a simplicity that is crucial.

I work best inundated with things, when it's like raining information.

All I wanted to do when I was a teenager was get dropped off at a radio station - one of the ones I listened to - and watch how the shows worked. After a point it was about showing up and driving people crazy, driving the van to promotions and sneaking on the air.

It's OK to cry. It's because you care.

Trust me, if I were gay I'd be getting more action than I'm getting now.

I don't have enough time this half hour.