As the price of gas climbs, people's values decline.
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TED JOHNSON The price of success is hard work, dedication and determination to the endeavour which he loves utmo...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA The price of gasoline, electricity, the price of natural gas, it's been a triple hit for the consume...
LEROY SHAFER That sort of gives an indication of the price impact. It's a big decline.
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HUMPY WHEELER The reason we're all here is the price of natural gas.
BILL PRIOR Some economists estimate that for every one-cent increase in the price of gas, spending in other are...
LARS PERNER We have had upward of 1,200 complaints on the price of gas.
LIZ BOYD Most of the production growth now is from gas, and gas is at a much lower price than oil.
ADRIAN JACKSON Prices for all kinds of heating -- natural gas, fuel oil, electricity and propane -- have all risen ...
CHARLES RAWSON Another gas price spike would be serious.
ALAN GIN This is really a resumption of the 22-cent decline since the peak price, back on May 21,
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JEFF LENARD Consumers are trying to displace the pain for a few weeks.
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JEFF LENARD We're in hyperdrive. These wholesale increases are going to be felt almost immediately.
JEFF LENARD It is like closing all the gas stations in Palm Beach County because the price of gas is too high. I...
BRENDA TALBERT I would ask, what is a market price for gas?
BARRY THOMAS Despite these recent price drops, the commodity cost of natural gas prices is higher now than it has...
CHARLES RAWSON We're going to see a big jump at the pump because the price of gas has increased.
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JEFF SCHUSTER The housing boom will inevitably simmer down, ... As part of that process, house turnover will decli...
ALAN GREENSPAN The price of gas downstream is always going to be higher because you have costs that have to be reco...
ROBERT DAVIS Because of the decline in deliveries we are also forced to cut gas transit to Serbia and Bosnia by a...
SANDOR KANTOR Much of the decline in confidence over the past two months can be attributed to the recent hurricane...
LYNN FRANCO We see a slowing in home-price appreciation. But some markets could see a significant decline.
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GREG GRANDIN It's the last holiday and I think people will be out here regardless of what the price of gas is.
DON ROGERS It's a national index on the price of gas and locks in the price of the fuel on the day we buy, ... ...
JACK BARNES When I came to town and saw the price of diesel went above regular gas, that burnt me up.
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PAUL BOWLES We have experienced highly challenging global market conditions in the past quarter with significant...
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ESTHER DALSENO Integrity of one's values is the highest score.
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JOE SCHILLACI The gas price trend line is up. Coal is not that way. Coal will be a big part of the future.
ALEX URQUHART I'm not concerned about taking the tax off of (gas). I think they need to put a cap on (the price).
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BRIAN ALLEN There is definitely more interest in fuel-efficient cars like hybrids. When the price of gas is high...
CSABA CSERE The federal government is basically saying that the price of gas could go up slightly through Labor ...
GREGG LASKOSKI Given the significant decline in our stock price over the last few weeks, the company believes that ...
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CHARLIE ERGEN The stable price drop combined with the gradual decline in housing investments, is what the governme...
ZHENG JINGPING The current gas price for Ukraine is 230 U.S. dollars per 1,000 cubic meters. Bearing in mind the sh...
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BILL CHENEY I think it will spark a lot of outrage. Clearly much of his high-level pay is due to the high price ...
SARAH ANDERSON Basically what is happening is the industry is trying to stop a run on wholesale gasoline by gas sta...
GEOFF SUNDSTROM International institutions ought to be, as the national ones in democratic countries, established by...
HENRI LA FONTAINE We are expecting price growth to slow down, and the number of sales in the residential market will s...
DWIGHT DIVELY LNG spot price is not the realistic yardstick for determining the price of gas for a project that is...
MUKHTAR AHMED That's why there has been strong pressure for price increases due to natural gas cost increases.
BOB SMITH Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, "The higher a monkey climbs, the more you s...
DONALD RUMSFELD As she walked along she dramatized the night. There was about it a wild, lawless charm that appealed...
L.M. MONTGOMERY When (home-price) appreciation gets too far away from income, you are more likely to see a decline i...
BETH HAIKEN The big qualifier on that is that a lot of the price action we've seen in equity markets and earning...
ALEX SCOTT Absent some major decline in demand or some major increase in supply, I don't think anybody is think...
ANDREW MELNYKOVYCH Saving 50 cents on a gallon of gas was a big deal to Canadians when the price was at $1.50 a gallon,...
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FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE The problem is that everywhere the gas drilling industry goes, a trail of water contamination, air p...
JOSH FOX We pay a price when we deprive children of the exposure to the values, principles, and education the...
SANDRA DAY O'CONNOR We pay a price when we deprive children of the exposure to the values, principles, and education the...
SANDRA DAY O'CONNOR If the high-grade gas commands 20 cents more per gallon, ... he can pocket $200 for selling 1,000 ga...
CHUCK OLSEN The decline of literature indicates the decline of a nation.
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE The dramatic decline in the share price is entirely due to what's going on at its subsidiary. This i...
GERARD CASSIDY The dramatic decline in the share price is entirely due to what's going on at its subsidiary, ... Th...
GERARD CASSIDY The natural gas price has gone crazy and no one sees that. It's not like you can stop heating buildi...
ROB MULLENS You may grow very quickly the first two years and then watch the business decline, unless you really...
NARCISO RODRIGUEZ I have been raising prices; the price of gas goes up so you have to raise prices to compensate. But ...
JIM JOSEPH Lower figures for the recently released producer-price index and consumer- price index, and lower bu...
AMY CREWS CUTTS Peoples' reactions were great,
BRIAN DAWKINS The Peoples Champ
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GLENN GRIMES Any company can double its stock price. We believe our stock price is still undervalued based on our...
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JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter
JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot...
JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y...
JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine."
I looked over at my answerin...
JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY