As well consult a butcher on the value of vegetarianism as a doctor on the worth of vaccination.

The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

There are millions of vegetarians in the world but only one Bernard Shaw. You do not obtain eminence quite so cheaply as by eating macaroni instead of mutton chops.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.