[Asked if he felt compelled to improve the corndog, Palmer answered in the affirmative.] Well yeah, ... they were made with hotdogs.

Prayers are being answered,

And so Rebecca consigned herself to, not ignorance, but a judicious incuriosity: she decided, for the time being, to live with the constant, cryptic reminders that the scope of another person's soul could never be fully surveyed.

I think I felt compelled in a way because if I hadn't written the part, I never would have been offered the part. There are at least 10 guys who would have been offered the part before me.

[The connections to Campbell don't end there. Like Campbell a year ago, the 28-year-old Palmer is a fearless player from West Texas who's largely unknown outside Tour circles. In fact the two (and their caddies) played high school golf in the same conference and have been friends for years.] He goes at a lot of pins too, ... We also took the same route to get here.

If I answered by dignifying that, (Bill) Parcells and (Bill) Belichick would humiliate me,