At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.

Where are the heirs? They should be here. They have been completely absent.

We bumped into each other while shopping in LA and she invited me to one of her rehearsals. So I went and it was great. Courtney was fun. She's cool. She's a very passionate and intense person and she actually reminded me of my mom, so I felt very at home.

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.

They're not understudies, they're overstudies.

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.