“At some point, soon, perhaps, all that can be said will have been said. And then, we'll all have to pay royalties when we order a taco.”

If we don't buy a billion iPads, three-hundred million people will die of starvation. That's how the economy works.

You don't need to go to church to be a Christian. If you go to Taco Bell, that doesn't make you a taco.

Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.

I'm a big taco fan.

You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!