Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.

I'm damned glad to be here...

The Palm Beach Story

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.

Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.