Audiences aren't going to get rid of me. One thing I can say, with absolute certainty, is that my shows will still be performed when I'm dead, buried and forgotten. They're going to absolutely outlive me, which is a wonderful thing to think about.

Technology is a wonderful thing, but I think it's violently misused.

Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

Marriage is a wonderful thing.

Anytime I get down to Miami, it's a wonderful thing.

I think the worst thing that could have happened to me would have been having a hit at 20. I don't know what that would have done to me. But instead, I had to scrape a living for years. And my first show, which opened in 1969, lost over £45,000, an absolute fortune then.