Christopher Moore
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You gave me Christopher Robin, and then
You have been told that, even like a chain, you are as weak as your weakest link.
candid, adj.
Do you prefer Mitch? Or is Mitchell better?'.. 
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Grant them removed, and grant that this your noise
I ask the impossible: love me forever.
I Like For You To Be Still
But, sir, isn't death a dreadful thing?" asked Malcolm.
A Woman's Question
Gift giving is a true art.
As my friend, you should either bring me along, or keep me company."
Standing Here
Are you ready to go home, Catherine?” he asked. “It’s warm inside the house. I kept a fire goi... 
I’ll affect you slowly
Do you know, it's really hard to be a parent. I blame it on Santa Claus. You spend so long making su... 
What are you thinking of so earnestly?" said he, as they walked back to the ballroom; "not of your p... 
YOU YOU YOU
I was just thinking if the sex with you is one-tenth as fun as arguing with you. I'll be one happy b... 
Cleopatra: You come before me as a suppliant. 
I yet beseech your majesty,--
To her-
The chief beauty about time
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And these children that you spit on
A truth should exist,
Well, I have lost you; and I lost you fairly;
His heart's occupied elsewhere," said Ben from behind me. "And even if it weren't he's not intereste... 
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The Council agrees," Zeus said. "Percy Jackson, you will have one gift from the gods."
Would you approve of your young sons, young daughters -- because girls can read as well as boys -- r... 
I see your pain
When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you 
Oh!" cried Anne eagerly, "I hope I do justice to all that is felt by you,
Short Brief Story, How I started to make this which you see today?
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To Grandma,
I exist as I am, that is enough, 
Don't pay attention to people 
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(There are so many If's like Why's, why there, if there... but why?? Look again I say this word!)
Arab children,
Jesus is the perfect name!
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So you can't make a living as a novelist—why not try farming or teaching? Or even begging—what d... 
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-Desiderata-
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And yet with every wound You robbed me of a crime,
Conversation between a princess and an outlaw: 
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All that glisters is not gold; 
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Gran, for the gods' love, it's talk like yours that starts riots!" I said keeping my voice down. "Wi... 
“It’s our three month anniversary.” 
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When you go on book tour, you're always talking about yourself and your book from the time you g... 
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It is essential that the women's preventive coverage benefit, including contraception, be availa... 
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I like Jacques Derrida; I think he's funny. I like my philosophy with a few jokes and puns. I kn... 
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Poetry is the art of creating imaginary gardens with real toads. 
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