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BILLY EICHNER When I was a kid, award shows were super-interesting for me. But when I started making music, it was...
WESLEY SCHULTZ As a viewer, (I) like shows like that. I like shows that have a breadth to them and that you can pic...
DAVID GOYER I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES I'm insanely proud of every single one of my credits until the people who created the shows are ...
DAVE FINKEL I do watch 'Revenge,' 'American Horror Story' and 'Game of Thrones.' I am be...
LANA PARRILLA There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all...
DAVID SPADE Every single one of them.
CHARLOTTE STRUTZEL People will come up to me at shows and tell me that a song touched them in a completely different wa...
TORI KELLY And you can bet, ... fans will watch every minute of them.
DON CHERRY Television shows and movies that are all white, I can't watch them. They totally alienate me.
B. D. WONG I do have 14 tattoos, but I also do come home every single night and watch reality TV with my cat.
LEA MICHELE Of course, it would be great. But every single win that I have feels like a great win. And it might ...
SERGIO GARCIA It sucks to lose every...single...award you're up for. It hurts!
DAVID JAFFE You can't argue that [racing at Daytona] is a lot of fun to watch from a fan's perspective. It's clo...
WALLY DALLENBACH My father will go see Trans-Siberian Orchestra every single year. I mean, he's completely into i...
EDDIE TRUNK I will use that tape. That was a clinic on blocking out. Every single time, they completely sealed u...
JOE LANG It is completely absurd. We are tired of denying these assertions.
BORIS LABUSOV All the characters in my book are fictional, but every single one of them was inspired by someone I ...
SANELA RAMIC JURICH We go out and play hard every single night. That's the one thing that we do every night. We may not ...
JAKE VOSKUHL I'm an enormous fan of 'The West Wing.' It was one of the very few shows I would watch e...
MIKE NICHOLS Every one of them shows a different picture of misery.
ALAN ARKIN Millions of candles can be lighted from a single candle and the lifespan of that single candle will ...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Take me to the height where success would seek my help to succeed!
I ARE I think that comparison is completely absurd.
CHARLES CLARKE 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' I did an episode on, and that's one of my favori...
ALEXANDRA DADDARIO It's fun and always an honor for them to come watch me play. Maybe one day, I'll be playing with the...
MATT DUNTON I can't bring myself to watch yet another video, not because I don't care, but because we're all jus...
ANDRENA SAWYER Every single day I think of it, and I always will.
SALLY ADAMS At these award shows, I love to see what people are going to wear.
MARY HART They're in your face and fun to watch, although I can't always hit them.
ASHLEY GROVE When I watch cop shows, I really enjoy them because you can really follow the story and get involved...
VICKY MCCLURE My very addictive personality and all sorts of strongholds are a thing of the past for me. Yet at th...
BETH MOORE I don't actually watch many shows. I will either watch movies or football. I enjoy to watch game...
XAVI Some of the songs I have completely forgotten about. It's a lot of fun to go and revisit them.
ERIC BLOOM It's tough playing that team emotionally. Every single one of them out there I've coached for six, s...
DAVE WOOLLEY I'm sure scores will be going back and forth. One minute we might be up, one minute we might be down...
ASHLEY POSTELL You know those award shows. The cliche is that it's an honor just to be nominated, but that happ...
HANK AZARIA How often does one person get six medals at a World Championships? The way I look at it, not to down...
AARON PEIRSOL I think 'Two Towers' is a completely distinct film from 'Fellowship of the Ring' or ...
HOWARD SHORE I'll make the other scream for you, Mare, every last one. Not just your parents. Not just your sibli...
VICTORIA AVEYARD Every single day should be crazy fun.
EDWARD AVERETT I go for a couple of parties; you won't find me at every film party and never at award ceremonie...
EMRAAN HASHMI I'm going to name a name: Janet Evanovich. She writes the same book over and over, and I read ev...
KARIN SLAUGHTER That statement is totally absurd. Look, all we are saying is what the law always has said: A city ha...
JAKE MOORE I watch television. Game shows - I hate the hosts and the people on them, and I love the questions a...
HARRY DEAN STANTON You can watch Chanel fashion shows and watch the news. Fortunately you don't have to choose. I a...
MAIWENN Katherine Heigl was a movie star. I thought she was going to be one, and it was fun to watch this yo...
TOM SIZEMORE Some Marines made fun of the fact that I had done plays and studied poetry, but then I won the award...
DAVID HUNT It was pretty neat. At the state tournament, they also got the sportsmanship award, which was the fi...
JOHN ARAGON Randy shows up to work every single day. I don't know what misconceptions people had (going into the...
JARROD COOPER Playing meaningful games every night in September makes it fun. I follow what the other teams are do...
C.C. SABATHIA Lance Armstrong is one of the most tested athletes in the history of sport and he has come up clean ...
GERARD BISCEGLIA Entertainment, Hollywood, award shows - these are the things that really captivated me.
BILLY EICHNER Research shows that parents are the single biggest influence on children - if you are worried about ...
JOHN WALTERS I tend to avoid things like award shows and panels and interviews, not remotely because I feel I'...
CHRISTOPHER LLOYD I lie around the floor with my cats Billy and Jazz or watch DVDs with my best friends.
CATHY FREEMAN When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award.
JACK NICHOLSON Reality shows. I'll watch them, but I won't tell anyone I'll watch them. I remember when...
ROBERT TAYLOR I've seen a lot of Pearl Jam shows, and the only reaction I've ever seen is the audience bei...
CHRIS CORNELL The kids had a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun to watch them.
JACKIE RODRIGUES I have kept a diary,
WITHNAIL AND I I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watc...
ANDY MILONAKIS When you come to L.A. as a kid with your mom, you're lured into doing things that you think are ...
PENN BADGLEY It makes things a lot easier. We just get the puck in the offensive zone and they hold on to it by t...
CAM BROWN I went through a few phases of finding myself: I dabbled in musical theater, chess club, dance troup...
DEBBY RYAN People are like slinkies. Basically useless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the sta...
UNKNOWN When I am not recording, I do live shows or am at home catching up on shows which I regularly watch....
SHREYA GHOSHAL It's no secret - I love detective fiction. One of the reasons I love being in London is because ...
PATTI SMITH I think that if past lives are real then we have been lovers in every single one of them. I've known...
J.A. REDMERSKI We do award-winning Broadway shows.
LIZ DAIGLE Slasher movies are fun. You watch yourself get chopped to pieces, yet you're still alive. You see th...
TARA REID While there are numerous other award shows in adult businesses, we wanted to create one where the tr...
DAN DAVIS You know what, I don't really watch a lot of cooking shows, but what's great about them is t...
ROY YAMAGUCHI Every single game we've had has been a close one. But I found we were more relaxed today. We were ge...
KRISTA SCHARF Our goal at DHS is to completely eliminate the 'catch and release' enforcement problem, and return e...
MICHAEL CHERTOFF Women and men in the crowd meet and mingle, Yet with itself every soul standeth single
ALICE CARY Women and men in the crowd meet and mingle, Yet with itself every soul standeth single.
ALICE CARY Violence is one of the most fun things to watch.
QUENTIN TARANTINO Violence is one of the most fun things to watch
QUENTIN TARANTINO I feel bound to mention that lots of universes also have wars, and yet we are the Warverse. Sophie a...
CLAUDIA GRAY Spencer is completely talented and Billy's right behind him. They're both workaholics. Billy lives t...
GLENN BASS I'm an accumulation of every single thing I've done, good and bad.
DAVID MILLAR It was a very exciting game to play and to watch. Every single detail counted. Every steal. Every re...
EDUARDO NAJERA People only watch my shows for me, and those shows have remained evergreen long after the guests are...
BARRY HUMPHRIES We reserve the right to make fun of every single person on planet Earth.
BLINK 182 I am involved in Greenpeace. And I just recently completely switched my diet over to near-veganism. ...
LINDSEY SHAW I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me th...
OG MANDINO I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the st...
OG MANDINO Every time Austin is on the court, it will be a show. It's fun to watch him get on a roll.
BEN COCHRAN I think Christina winning this award not only reflects on her personal improvement, but also the imp...
DR. JEFF HUBER The custom and fashion of today will be the awkwardness and outrage of tomorrow--so arbitrary are th...
ALEXANDER DUMAS The custom and fashion of today will be the awkwardness and outrage of tomorrow - so arbitrary are t...
ALEXANDRE DUMAS PèRE At my shows, I want to be totally sharp and focused on every single song, on every single thing that...
STEVE AOKI And the people I have been accountable to every single day in the Senate are the 27 million Texans w...
TED CRUZ It's really a wonder that I haven't dropped all my ideals, because they seem so absurd and impossibl...
ANNE FRANK It's really a wonder that I haven't dropped all my ideals, because they seem so absurd and impossibl...
ANNE FRANK There are all kinds of addictions, and I've got every single one. If you set me in front of anyt...
ANDY DICK I watch a lot of news shows and I love Nick at Night, and the Comedy Channel.
BEA ARTHUR Elton John and Billy Joel, I find them both to be huge inspirations, those guys are so talented.
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BILLY JOEL What most people do is try to find a comfortable persona that they're in alignment with and the ...
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BILLY EVANS Muhammad Ali struck us in the middle of America's darkest night, in the heart of its most threat...
BILLY CRYSTAL I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
BILLY CONNOLLY In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attai...
BILLY CORGAN When you become famous, you start getting invites to parties where there are famous athletes and fam...
BILLY BALDWIN No parent is perfect; we all can look back and think of things we could've done to help our chil...
BILLY GRAHAM When I started out, everyone seemed to be adopting these names... Johnny Rotten, Sid Vicious. I wasn...
BILLY IDOL I had all kinds of allergy problems with certain meats, and with fruits and vegetables with pesticid...
BILLY CASPER I think if a poet wanted to lead, he or she would want the message to be unequivocally clear and fre...
BILLY COLLINS