Back in the days of the Roman Empire, when soldiers returned home from battle, the women laid palms down on the ground to comfort their feet.

There cannot be any better cross-section of America and I think the soldiers represent the best we have. Today's soldiers are brighter and smarter, perhaps in a different way, than past generations because they've been brought up in the computer and information age.

Here's to our soldiers. Let's bring them home safe.

One of the best things that the chaplains are doing right now is when married soldiers return home they go to a 'Strong Bonds' workshop. At the workshop, they are taught how to communicate stress and rebuild the relationships. Sometimes at the end of the training they perform a recommitment of their vows.

You still have to pay your mortgage, even if you can't live in your home.

Women are hilarious.