Bad days, good days, ‘I’ll cut you if you look at me the wrong way’ days. I’ll take them all.

Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

Was his body made out of orange rocks and did he at any point yell 'It's clobbering time'?"
"I find your attempt at levity inappropriate."
"Consider me properly chastised.

You should name him Fezzik."
"Inconceivable.

I picked up the phone and dialed Andrea's extension.
“Yes?”
“He glued the chair to my ass.”
Silence.