Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many players on the field?

Back then, if you had a sore arm, the only people concerned were you and your wife. Now it's you, your wife, your agent, your investment counselor, your stockbroker, and your publisher.

We sell here, Sir, what all the world desires to have -- Power.

Never trust a computer which you cannot lift

There is no replacing someone like Justin. He is the personification of a team player.

There is no replacing someone like Justin. He is the personification of a team player. We are proud to have had him as a member of our team for six years. Despite his retirement, he'll always be a part of the Ducks family.