Bastard hits harder than a fucking freight train."
I just smiled. "I know.

Wrong way, Bones. The men's showers are in the opposite direction."

I'll file that away with all the other information that doesn't pertain to me" was Bones' mocking reply.

Charlie whistled "Amazing Grace" as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like "Shout at the Devil" or "Don't fear the Reaper"? Some people had no sense of the proper music for a kidnapping.

Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy...

You treat me as if I was a feeble Human who couldn't survive without your help, but I am a MASTER bloody VAMPIRE. (Bones to Cat - Ch 16, pg. 174)

We have to leave!" I said to Vlad. "Now."

"Run, Forest, run!" Vlad mocked.

"Stow it, Drac," I snapped