Be amusing, never tell unkind stories; above all, never tell long ones.

I do not like to be unkind.

Pray remember, Mr Dean, no dogma, no Dean.

The very phrase 'foreign affairs' makes an Englishman convinced that I am about to treat of subjects with which he has no concern.

Increased means and increased leisure are the two civilizers of man

There can be economy only where there is efficiency.