Be aware of this truth that the people on this earth could be joyous, if only they would live rationally and if they would contribute mutually to each others' welfare. This world is not a vale of sorrows if you will recognize discriminatingly what is truly excellent in it; and if you will avail yourself of it for mutual happiness and well-being. Therefore, let us explain as often as possible, and particularly at the departure of life, that we base our faith on firm foundations, on Truth for putting into action our ideas which do not depend on fables and ideas which Science has long ago proven to be false.
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KURT VONNEGUT If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE... KURT VONNEGUT For some reason, the most vocal Christians among us never mention the Beatitudes (Matthew 5). But, o... KURT VONNEGUT The fortifications have never been attacked, nor has any sane man ever proposed any reason why they ... KURT VONNEGUT Bertrand Russell declared that, in case he met God, he would say to Him, "Sir, you did not give us e... KURT VONNEGUT The most radical, audacious thing to think is that there might be some point to working hard and thi... KURT VONNEGUT Fear hadn’t come to him yet. Pain hadn’t come where pain would come. There was only the feeling ... KURT VONNEGUT And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep. KURT VONNEGUT I still catch myself feeling blue about things that don't matter anymore. KURT VONNEGUT There was a still life on Billy's bedside table-two pills, an ashtray with three lipstick-stained ci... KURT VONNEGUT The book was Maniacs in the Fourth Dimension, by Kilgore Trout. It was about people whose mental dis... KURT VONNEGUT There is one other book, that can teach you everything you need to know about life... it's The Broth... KURT VONNEGUT All this happened, more or less. KURT VONNEGUT Here's the news: I am going to sue the Brown & Williamson Tobacco Company, manufacturers of Pall... KURT VONNEGUT Only in books do we learn what’s really going on. KURT VONNEGUT The truth is, we know so little about life, we don't really know what the good news is and what the ... KURT VONNEGUT Life is no way to treat an animal. KURT VONNEGUT A saint is a person who behaves decently in a shockingly indecent society. KURT VONNEGUT To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it. 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And there's no optimism ... KURT VONNEGUT I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the ki... KURT VONNEGUT This is a beguiling book, KURT VONNEGUT and I'm whistling as beautifully as I can. KURT VONNEGUT Here is the solution to the American drug problem suggested a couple years back by the wife of our P... KURT VONNEGUT The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal. KURT VONNEGUT The human beings also passed canteens, which guards would fill with water. When food came in, the hu... KURT VONNEGUT What he meant, of course, was that there would always be wars, that they were as easy to stop as gla... KURT VONNEGUT Well, I know," she said. "You'll pretend you were men instead of babies, and you'll be played in the... KURT VONNEGUT I am a very bad scientist. I will do anything to make a human being feel better, even if it's unscie... KURT VONNEGUT The troops and their ladies had first drunk champagne. 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