Be careful not to appear obsessively intellectual. When intelligence fills up, it overflows a parody.

Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect.

Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing.

Tolerance! The virtue that makes one bite his tongue so that he can tear out his hair.

Angels are good not simply because they see bad as bad, but also because they see bad as corny.

All knowledge meets an end at the question '...Why?