Be careful who you pretend to be...people might actually start to believe it's who you really are.

Whoever said "seek and you shall find" obviously never had an unfaithful spouse.

I began singing in dive bars and really small clubs. I dragged my piano down the stairs, and I went down the street with my keyboard, and I would go to every different dive bar that I could get to agree to let me play. I'd call and pretend I was Lady Gaga's manager.

I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.

Perhaps it's impossible to wear an identity without becoming what you pretend to be.

Panic ain't better than pretending not to feel so.