Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.
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SOURCE UNKNOWN I believe that the whole human race is the family of God.
PAT BUCKLEY Never look too far to find a family. Your neighbour is your closest family.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Cherish your human connections: your relationships with friends and family.
BARBARA BUSH Cherish your human connections: your relationships with friends and family.
JOSEPH BRODSKY Cherish your human connections - your relationships with friends and family.
BARBARA BUSH Try to be more tolerant of people's whimsicality.
They try hard of your, too.
SVETLANA SHCHEDRINA | LUCKYOPTIMIST The human race will then become one family, and the world will be the dwelling of Rational Men.
ADAM WEISHAUPT A man filled with the love of God is not content with blessing his family alone, but ranges through ...
JOSEPH SMITH, JR. There needs to be a homemaker exercising some measure of skill, imagination, creativity, desire to f...
EDITH SCHAEFFER You must remember, family is often born of blood, but it doesn't depend on blood. Nor is it exclusiv...
TRENTON LEE STEWART Some of the pictures in 'The Human Face of Big Data' will bring tears to your eyes; others a...
RICK SMOLAN It's easy to discount family. It's easy to take them for granted. But your family is your history. Y...
SOPHIE KINSELLA It helped me a lot. Pets are a part of your family and when you lose them, it's losing a part of you...
BARBARA CHAMBERLAIN Make the time because it's important to you and your family and the history of the family.
ANNETTE PACARRO Man may be considered as having a twofold origin - natural, which is common and the same to all - pa...
ADAM CLARKE Treat your family like friends and your friends like family.
PROVERB That’s the hope, isn’t it? To see your family in your time of dying.
SAIM .A. CHEEDA For me, conscious parenting is staying attuned to your child, being really open and in the moment. I...
ANNA GETTY My dad played guitar, and he taught me enough to play some Beatles' songs. But primarily, I was ...
K. FLAY I think it belongs to the family and we can get rid of it any way we want to.
ROBERT KENNEDY The whole point of being in this business and being blessed and being successful is that you're ...
ELTON JOHN The Internet doesn’t love you or need you – but your family does.
JAMES CHARTRAND Dare to follow your own paths.
Dare to be yourself.
Dare to be different.
LAILAH GIFTYAKITA The worth of things can't be measured by what they cost but by what the cost you to get it, that if ...
BOB DYLAN Teach your children, “love your neighbor like your family”, but “not because it is a Christian...
ABHIJIT NASKAR The Sky?s The Limit.
FAMILY TREE Each of these three young people -- Lauren Bessette, Carolyn
Bessette Kennedy and John F. Kenne...
FAMILY TREE There are some good sitters out there, you just need to find them and keep them,
FAMILY TREE There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You'd think the dreamers would find the dre...
MODERN FAMILY Some things you do because you want to. Some things you do because of the needs of others in your fa...
GORDON ATKINSON Well, there are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.
MARK TWAIN I never hear the rattling of dice that it does not sound to me like the funeral bell of the whole fa...
DOUGLAS JERROLD I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your s...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your s...
ELIZABETH II Once you have a firefighter in your family, your family and the families from his crew become one bi...
DENIS LEARY But when you choose your family, you get to choose how it is between you, too.
PATRICK NESS You aren't your work, your accomplishments, your possessions, your home, your family... your any...
WAYNE DYER Nobody is weirder than your own family, and I think teenagers feel that particularly acutely; the fa...
SIMON TEMPLEMAN Are you a politician or does lying just run in your family?
FANNIE FLAGG When you are from a well-respected family, often times you will have pressure to "live up to your fa...
ADRIENNE KRESS Family is your most reliable source of support in any situation because love from your family is unc...
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE Family is your most reliable source of support in any situation because love from your family is unc...
AULIQ ICE Who your parents are and the history of your family doesn't really matter, what matters is what you ...
SOTONYE ANGA In one way or another, everybody has this experience in their lives... the moment when you have to d...
ALEX KURTZMAN And yeah, I know most people would think it weird that two guy friends touch as much as we do, but w...
PATRICK NESS Easter is an arts and crafts moment where your whole family and friends can get involved.
ALEX GUARNASCHELLI You have what is right in front of you. You survive and you have your family. That's the whole w...
ELIZABETH MITCHELL Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.
BO BENNETT Your employer is the last person you should want to provide for your healthcare, from a privacy, fin...
PAUL ZANE PILZER And you, systematic Utopians, who make an abstraction of human nature, fomentors of atheism, fed on ...
COMTE DE FALLOUX It (the playground) will allow the whole family to play together, regardless of any disabilities wit...
LISA MUNOZ It is easy to be tolerant of the principles of other people if you have none of your own.
HERBERT SAMUEL Live a Nomad Family lifestyle to broaden your horizon and create a more suitable lifestyle for your ...
BRENDA BRAVE Financial security is crucial for your family, and I have a large family. Money does matter when you...
KATRINA KAIF This is for my grandfather and my parents and for the whole family. I'm so honored to be part of thi...
JOSH HUMLIE It is difficult to invite honest members of a family in your house when the dishonest members of the...
APURVA GAGLANI Be determined to make time for your family
SUNDAY ADELAJA You have to defend your honor. And your family.
SUZANNE VEGA The bottom line: if you want a happier family, create, refine and retell the story of your family...
BRUCE FEILER The most notable feature of a disturbance in your city last summer, was the hanging of some working ...
ABRAHAM LINCOLN Your ability to communicate is an important tool in your pursuit of your goals, whether it is with y...
LES BROWN Sticking with your family is what makes it a family.
MITCH ALBOM These are personal situations. They are family situations, people have to talk to their spouses and ...
JACK BUTLER Liberals tend to put the onus of your success on society and conservatives on you and your family.
DENNIS PRAGER Family was even a bigger word than I imagined, wide and without limitations, if you allowed it, defy...
DEB CALETTI Make no mistake: Your Catholic family and mine - not some disembodied Catholic institution - are the...
FRAN MAIER My advice: Take a second out of the day today and be thankful for your family.
JENNA MORASCA If someone likes you; they'll want to meet your family, and if they love you; they'll want to become...
NICHOLAS A. FERRONI I'll be your family now." ~ Tobis 'Four
VERONICA ROTH For some people, animals are the only family they have, and this service is a way for the whole fami...
CLIFF WARREN Make your family your priority
SUNDAY ADELAJA Only when we develop a genuine sense of love and respect towards all members of our human family, wi...
JONATHAN CHEN It's not just leaving my family and friends. It's the thought of leaving what has been your whole li...
AERIAL GREGSTON It is a family thing. The whole family has got to get into it.
GUYLENE GUNTRUM A group of adventurers is known as a "party," and not just because they like to celebrate their succ...
MATT FORBECK This is my country, that is your country; these are the conceptions of narrow souls - to the liberal...
VIRCHAND GANDHI Life is also about balance, just the way recipes are about balance. When your recipe isn't balanced,...
STACEY BALLIS The family is an early expedient and in many ways irrational. If the race had developed a special se...
GEORGE SANTAYANA The Universal Declaration of Human Rights describes the family as the natural and fundamental unit o...
GARRETT HARDIN You get close to some of them, you get wedding invitations and, sadly, sometimes you go to funerals....
CARMEN HORTON You can't choose your family but some people should choose better friends.
RICHARD 'GRIMESY' GRIMES Families, by and large, like most groups, resist change. If one member of a family wants to move awa...
EDWARD M. HALLOWELL As God commands us men to teach your wife, to teach your children - to be the spiritual leader of yo...
RAFAEL CRUZ The cornerstones of your life are family, religion, philanthropy and compassion. Your relationship w...
BLAIR GORMAN Your neighbour is your nearest family.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA The day you will provide a family with groceries might be the beginning of a new life for that famil...
DOUGLAS YEBOAH Husbands, recognize your wife's intelligence and her ability to counsel with you as a real partn...
EZRA TAFT BENSON It will be a couple of weeks about speed and excitement...technology and adventure for the whole fam...
PETER DIAMANDIS Explain to your parents that it's time for you and your family to build your own traditions. Ask the...
ANITA F. FERNANDER I want your ... brothers and so on to kill my so-called family and friends. (T)hat's the whole purpo...
ALVIN STARKS If you have a family history of cancer, it is important that you adapt your lifestyle, your diet in ...
YVONNE RAMMBWA You take care of you and your family first. Then you go to your neighborhood, and then you spread it...
AL SMITH In race of life, it does not matter who finishes first. What matters most is being able to complete ...
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA There is no such thing as a "broken family." Family is family, and is not determined by marriage cer...
C. JOYBELL C. Garbage is the part of your history you don't want your family to know about.
VIK MUNIZ Can the female juggle the family and the job at the same time? The male president can do the job bec...
CHRISTOPHER SHARRETT It sucks being judged by the world instead of your close friends or family. I try to just realise th...
KYLIE JENNER Family politics are worse than world politics. That's all I can say. You don't get to choose...
MICHAEL CIMINO Your example should be stellar among your friends, associates, family, teachers, co-workers, and oth...
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Put a little boogy in it!
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ANONYMOUS Rudeness top moment: to scare an ostrich on an asphalt street.
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