Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.

There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not want merely because you think it would be good for him.

The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.

Shoot for the moon and if you miss you will still be among the stars.

This is one auction antique collectors are not going to want to miss. I know we're going to have a big crowd, so come early to get a good seat.