Beatrice loves her glamorous dresses and her hair being curly or big - like Mummy's - and I hate volume. I like my hair to be sort of flat. I like just throwing on a pair of jeans and generally being more understated. She is more 'Let's do the glamour.' We're chalk and cheese.

When I was 12, I had an operation at the Royal National Orthopaedic Hospital, and they corrected the curving in my spine. I've got two 12-inch rods and eight screws going up my back keeping me straight, and they fuse together with my spine, so now I can't really live without them.

I did art history and English literature at Newcastle.

Naturally curly hair is a curse, and don't ever let anyone tell you different.

I did one pageant in sixth grade, and I loved it! I loved the dresses and the big hair.

What must it be like for a little boy to read that daddy never loved mummy?