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Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker

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CASSIO: Dost thou hear, my honest friend?
CLOWN: No, I hear not your honest friend, I hear you.
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OTHELLO: Oh, ay, as summer flies are in the shambles,
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Who art so lovely fair and smell’st so sweet
That the sense aches at thee, would thou hadst ne'er been born!
DESDEMONA: Alas, what ignorant sin have I committed?
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