Because I killed a guy in real life, and because my character kills a guy onstage, they said I could never do anything this great again. I resented that.

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!

51st State was one that I loved doing because the character was so out there, and in a way I was sad to leave the character behind. I'm afraid I could never be that cool in real life!

I'm great at fake typing but in real life terrible.

I don't mind being the center of attention as a character but in real life it's not for me.