Because if I ever get nailed, I don’t want you running out to get the same medicine. Believe me, if it’s you lying out there, I’m gonna make sure you’re alive before I go.

Follow the plan until it goes to shit, and then kill everything that isn’t human.

Well tonight we’re passing an amendment. I call it Jander’s Law.

Therm-bombs! Drop ’em right on us! I been roasted before—it’s nothing!

Never diagnosed the enemy before.

But my dear young lady," he said offering a cigarette, "who ever said I have a poor opinion of women? On the contrary, I have a very high opinion of women, and the more I see of them the more I like them.