Because of injuries and Alicia's virus, we've been forced to play Houston more than we expected. I thought we'd be going with our older, experienced players, but she has accelerated her growth over the weekend. She's a terminator and, for the moment, the (starting) job is hers.
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CASEY BLAKE Your rat is dead THE TERMINATOR We went through segments of the game, that I thought we struggled a little bit with carelessness. I ... DEB PATTERSON This was an equal opportunity training camp. Having been off a year, and with the success of our dra... DAVID POILE It has been an exciting, sometimes bumpy ride since we accelerated our plans and became involved in ... COLIN KOLLES I knew she was going to be the starting keeper. But she didn't know this, but I put her in situation... JEFF BARKER Obviously, the loss is upsetting. But I thought we played better than I expected. We gave them a ver... AKIRA NISHINO We definitely wanted to try and stop her (Coffee). She is one of the best players in the conference ... JOE GRIPPO Now matter who we play, she's going to score. She has to be dealt with. We just need to surround her... NICK ADAMS Much of the atrocities that are committed towards Arab women occur partly because the victim does no... AYSHA TARYAM I thought our bench did a fantastic job. Those players kept us going without any letdown, and they c... JENNIFER LONG My preference is that either she comes tomorrow or waits until after this weekend, because the Giant... JAY FEELY So far, the biggest surprise is how effective a job the government is doing. The case is stronger th... GERALD TREECE The dedication she has and the will she has to play are great. She keeps us up constantly. She needs... ESTELLE LASHBROOK Her thoughts ran away to her girlhood with its passionate longing for adventure and she remembered t... SHERWOOD ANDERSON Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have. CRAIG GROESCHEL Mo has always been the tough one on the team and she leads by example with her toughness, but this y... GAIL GOESTENKORS Whitney Jones does a tremendous job; she will help our back line become a cohesive unit almost immed... JENNY HAIGH I thought she played really well with four fouls. In the past she has been a little tentative when s... CATHY NIXON Burnley Reserves play at our place and Steve, who has experienced what we will be going through, has... ERIC WHALLEY Avoid the temptation to force a moment so you won’t miss the one with your name on it. GINA GREENLEE We did not think it would be as difficult culturally as it was for the players to adapt, ... On the ... ANTONIO CUE Going forward, is there still adjustment in the pipeline? I think there is. The household savings ra... JAN HATZIUS I guess it hit me in the wrong spot, right in the back of my shoulder. This weekend, I thought I was... ANTONE DEJESUS She’d been feeling pleased with a couple of moves, had thought she was gaining the upper hand. But... EMILY ARDEN Shes been the biggest nightmare for me. Ive lost to her the most than any other player. MEGHANN SHAUGHNESSY I wouldn't say they're neglected, but everybody is going to grow old and we should be lookin... ALAN HANSEN It was evident that she truly was doing her best -- at least to me -- to tell the truth, be as thoro... HAMILTON PETERSON If she had touched me," he said very softly, "I would have been hers and not my own, not ever again.... PETER S. BEAGLE We couldn't find anyone, and the team knows Dave from the times he's skated with us. You hope in thi... CHRIS CICHOCKI Well, knowledge is a fine thing, and mother Eve thought so; but she smarted so severely for hers, th... ABIGAIL ADAMS I was a little surprised. I expected this to be accurate because there's a lot of literature and exp... HAL VARIAN you left and i wanted you still yet i deserved someone who was willing to stay RUPI KAUR Tiffany is one of the most competitive and aggressive players on the team, but she's still very lovi... AUBRY COOK The last two weeks have been horrible for her as she has been terrified she would be forced to make ... STEVE HILTZ The reality is, Jennifer and I can do our job well because we truly are friends. But when the day... DAVID SCHWIMMER Anytime we get to play in the spring, it is nice because we get to practice certain things and see d... STEFFI LEGALL We had to shift our lineup because of injuries. We proved we could adjust to the environment even th... JAN BROGAN Megan is our new coach for the beginner program of the Piranhas, and she did a great job. This was o... BRIAN WILSON Because I'm one of the older players, I'm more of a role model, ... I'm someone to look toward for t... JENNY POTTER The thing about Lindsay is that she really came back this year with the idea that this would be her ... STACY BENNETT For the third consecutive quarter, our year-over-year license revenue growth rate accelerated. We be... ALFRED CHUANG Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend wa... ANONYMOUS Teresa has been the consummate team player the last two years. She has done everything we've asked -... FRED THOMANN Because her instinct has told her, or because she has been reliably informed, the faded virgin knows... ARNOLD BENNETT If a woman is flourishing in her home and glorifying God while rejoicing in her domestic duties, and... NANCY WILSON (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON That relationship saved him. He was devastated with the injuries and no one could've helped him more... DAN ANDERSON It definitely is a weak number and is symptomatic of how weak this economy really is. I think this t... BOB MCINTOSH Jones has been hard to contain, and they're forced to guard her heavily. But now we're more perimete... JOAN BONVINCINI The international moratorium on Terminator has been upheld - but the battle isn't over yet. Terminat... LUCY SHARRATT She parted her lips as though she were going to scold him, but, after a moment of sitting with her m... KELSEY BRICKL I've been impressed the last couple weeks with her. I'm very proud of her effort and she's going to ... CIP SANCHEZ [? Are copious quantities of alcohol consumed by players? Gordon:] At the end of the day, it is Las ... DAVE FOLEY We feel really sorry for them with all the injuries they have had and the seriousness of some of the... DONNA PROCTOR Exports also sustained growth in manufacturing. Government spending has accelerated and will continu... AMPON KITTIAMPON With some size and several club players, we are bigger, quicker and more experienced at key position... JOANN HOLVERSON It's a job - someone's gotta do it [kiss Jennifer Aniston]. The reality is, Jennifer and I can do ou... 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DAVE BARRY When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process. DAVE PELZER Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re... DAVE BARRY I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day. DAVE PELZER At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi... DAVE REICHERT It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w... DAVE GROHL I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do... DAVE GROHL There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ... DAVE GROHL My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive... DAVE GROHL Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down. DAVE GROHL Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'... DAVE GROHL My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener. DAVE GROHL I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started. DAVE GROHL In this day and age, when you can use a machine or computer to simulate or emulate what people can d... DAVE GROHL I've experienced great things, I've experienced great tragedies. I've done almost everyt... DAVE GROHL Wow, I get to wake up again? Ok. You have to make good with what you've got. DAVE GROHL I think people should feel encouraged to be themselves. DAVE GROHL When you're young, you're not afraid of what comes next. You're excited by it. DAVE GROHL Your personal history is a part of what happens with your hands and your head as you play music. DAVE GROHL When there's so much left to do, why spend your time focusing on things you've already done,... DAVE GROHL There's always gonna be rock n' roll bands, there's always gonna be kids that love rock ... DAVE GROHL If there's one thing I'm good at, it's gathering people together to do something fun. DAVE GROHL