Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.'

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose

If you're sad and you like beer, I'm your lady, ... The Saddest Music in the World.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world