Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories.

Each child is a unique person, so raise your child taking this fact into
consideration.

As a mom I know that raising children is the hardest job there is.

Give your best smile to your child and be assured your child will smile for life

Writing a book is like raising a child, the only difference is you don’t have the fucking part in writing a book.

You make all your mistakes with your own children so by the time your grandchildren arrive, you know how to get it right. Plus, once you turn fifty, you kind of stop giving a shit what others think.