Before I speak, I have something important to say.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.

Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it’s a lovely thing to have around the house.

If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.