Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
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JOHN LENNON As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot
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that will accept me as a member.
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GROUCHO MARX A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
GROUCHO MARX And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it.
GROUCHO MARX Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done!
GROUCHO MARX Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.
GROUCHO MARX Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?
GROUCHO MARX I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that
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GROUCHO MARX Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
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GROUCHO MARX Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
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