Behind every unsuccessful man was a woman telling him to get a real job.
Kris Huen
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Behind every successful man there's a lot of unsuccessful years.
BOB BROWN Behind every successful man there's a lot of unsuccessful years.
BOB BROWN Behind every successful man there are usually a lot of unsuccessful years.
At some point, I'll have to go get a real job.
SIMONE BILES I kept thinking, I went to college and I have to get a real job.
MARY CHAPIN CARPENTER Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
MARYON PEARSON Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
SHORT QUOTES Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
ANDY ROONEY Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
GROUCHO MARX Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
MARYON PEARSON A real man doesn't stand behind his woman... He stands next to her
RANA MAGDY And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!
JOHN RUGE Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
JIM CARREY Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
MIKE PENCE Behind every successful man, there is a woman; and behind her there is envy...
ANKALA V SUBBARAO Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.
HAROLD COFFIN A woman isn't complete without a man. But where do you find a man - a real man - these days?
LAUREN BACALL But unfortunately, I have to say, one out of every 100 interviews I do, I get a real journalist.
GLENN DANZIG My father believed a real man didn't read, and my parents hoped I'd get some sense and find ...
KEN BRUEN Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.
HAROLD COFFIN Behind every clever man is an even cleverer woman.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO Any BITCH can get a man, and any GIRL can keep him... But it takes a REAL WOMAN to settle him down, ...
ARACELY ALDAMA The beauty of a woman may be the root of all evil.
but the beauty is a only seen, your eyes wants to...
ARVIND YADAV How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
EVANS G. VALENS I was appalled. It was just shocking. I'm a woman and a black woman. Every woman needs to be angry a...
BETTY GREENE It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha mal...
MIRANDA HART I was 19, and I thought I should settle down and get a real job, and what was I doing living this dr...
BECKY LYNCH Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in.
KATHARINE WHITEHORN Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in
KATHERINE WHITEHORN I am my own woman.
EVITA PERóN What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man?
RITA MAE BROWN I couldn't get myself to read the want ads. The thought of sitting in front of a man behind a desk a...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
MAE WEST There are no ugly women, only lazy ones
HELENA RUBINSTEIN Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she mana...
LESLIE MCINTYRE Personally, I think if a women hasn't met the right man by the time she's 24, she may be lucky
DEBORAH KERR Outward beauty is not enough; to be attractive a woman must use words, wit, playfulness, sweet-talk,...
PETRONIUS If a woman is sufficiently ambitious, determined and gifted - there is practically nothing she can't...
HELEN LAWRENSON Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn...
CLARE BOOTHE LUCE The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could g...
BETTY GRABLE Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
JOSEPH CONRAD There is in every true woman's heart, a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad dayl...
WASHINGTON IRVING [He considers me] just a uterus with legs.
MARY BETH WHITEHEAD Sting's my ideal man, because he's a real man.
ALEXANDER MCQUEEN There's a great woman behind every idiot.
JOHN LENNON You can't be a real man if you don't look out for your kids. They need you.
BILL O'REILLY You can't be a real man if you don't look out for your kids. They need you.
BILL O'REILLY Not every man was sorry when he hurt a woman.
SARAH ADDISON ALLEN Hey!" Caleb snapped as he realized Nick was about to lock him on the outside with their attackers. H...
SHERRILYN KENYON My biggest satisfaction is always when I make something beautiful and well-done that I can see on a ...
FRIDA GIANNINI A good woman inspires a man; a brilliant woman interests him; a beautiful woman fascinates him; and ...
HELEN ROWLAND A really plain woman is one who, however beautiful, neglects to charm
EDGAR SALTUS A woman who has no way of expressing herself and of realizing herself as a full human being has noth...
ENRIQUETA LONGAUEX-VASQUEZ I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.
SEX AND THE CITY The best happiness a woman can boast is that of being most carefully deceived
GEORGE JAMES It takes a CONSTANT flowing of gas from the cylinder to keep the fire burning under your pot. “WOO...
OLAOTAN FAWEHINMI No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed ...
GODFREY WINN No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed ...
HAROLD MACMILLAN “Behind every successful man there is a woman” --- If a husband does not sacrifice his wishes fo...
MUHAMMAD ABDULLAH JAVED You get crushes on people. You have to see them every day in that week. They're a fantastic pers...
JENNIFER SAUNDERS I don't get recognised that much yet in London, but when I do I get a real sense of achievement.
IDRIS ELBA Then the truth is this: a good man can only aspire to be worthy of a good woman. She'll always be ou...
JAMES ANDERSON It's acceptable for a woman to say to man that she wants to get married to him.
LORRIN L. LEE No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed ...
HAROLD MACMILLAN Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature -- ...
HELEN ROWLAND Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - ...
HELEN ROWLAND Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - a...
HELEN ROWLAND A great man even when dead,his name will continue to elicit greatness for generations to come.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) The light of a great man shines for generations to come.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Who is a great man? A great man is a person whom people are dying to write books about.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
JOHN LENNON Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee
STEPHANIE PIRO As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot
JOHN LENNON Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said:
I am not commanding you, but I ...
NICHOLAS SPARKS To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me.
NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the...
NICHOLAS SPARKS You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on...
HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them.
HARPER LEE His command is starting to come around. The painful thing is we don't have a farm club to send him t...
BRENT KEMNITZ Nudity is fun, especially out of doors, but it is far more erotic when the wrappings are only partly...
CHLOE THURLOW Underwear is the female second skin.
CHLOE THURLOW When you undress a woman you discover in her lingerie clues to her mood and desires. These whispers ...
CHLOE THURLOW When the candles are out all women are fair
PLUTARCH Human beings tolerate what they understand they have to tolerate.
JANE RULE She must not swing her arms as though they were dangling ropes; she must not switch herself this way...
EMILY POST So few grown women like their lives
KATHARINE GRAHAM Most women's magazines simply try to mold women into bigger and better consumers.
GLORIA STEINEM You touch a screen to turn off lights in a room or activate the alarm system. The home owner can als...
GEORGE JAMES Women are looking for good father material. He can mention the fact that he knows how to coach Littl...
LORI GOTTLIEB Every man and every woman is a star.
ALEISTER CROWLEY Kris did a great job at first scooping some low throws out of the dirt for us.
JEFF HANEY I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I ...
CARLOS ALAZRAQUI It was all over Anna telling him to get off drugs or she was leaving him.
JACKIE HYDEN There never was a woman who did not prefer an oblique compliment to a straight truth - if the latter...
MINNA ANTRIM I was a woman in a man's world. I was a Democrat in a Republican administration. I was an intellectu...
JEANE J. KIRKPATRICK O woman, born first to believe us; Yea, also born first to forget; Born first to betray and deceive ...
JOAQUIN MILLER If he was a real man, I wouldn't want to hang around him.
MALIA DAVIS The real democratic American idea is, not that every man shall be on a level with every other man, b...
HENRY WARD BEECHER I would like to believe every man is a one-woman man.
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KRIS KIDD I’ve always wanted to be the sort of boy who does the right thing without having to think about it...
KRIS KIDD Two sad eyes and one skanky smile, I practically pulse with the promise of promiscuity. I'm easy to ...
KRIS KIDD And then he's somewhere inside of me, each thrust rattling my ribcage like a bottle of pills. I'm so...
KRIS KIDD Never in our silent moments of illusion do we sense the dark parallel that lives next to us. Nor do ...
KRIS COURTNEY In Los Angeles, everything is 100% organic, except the people.
KRIS KIDD See, that’s the thing about L.A.— When you’ve mastered the art of feeling lonely in a room ful...
KRIS KIDD There’s a weight in the room now, a remembrance of childhood. It sinks like a stone, or a heart, o...
KRIS KIDD It was bittersweet because we built a brand-new car in five weeks. Eight laps into practice, somethi...
KRIS STUMP It was a very violent accident. Nashville is a little bit bigger than Bristol. We're probably runnin...
KRIS STUMP It seems like the whole town is here.
KRIS STEWART