Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.

I'm being a dad and a good husband.

But I like to be thought of as a good father and a good husband.

I kind of thought that stand-up comedy would suffer from the Internet because people seem to know more about the craft of stand-up than ever before. I thought it would seem trite. Kind of like if you know more about magicians, you wouldn't love them.

A good husband makes a good wife.

Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.