Being a writer is 1% inspiration, 50% perspiration and 49% explaining you're not a millionaire like J.K.Rowling.

I have high hopes for the book and have already made a down payment on a Ferrari. Well, it’s actually a small metal model of a Ferrari, kind of like a Dinky Toy, but a little bit bigger.

I don't understand thesis statements. I do realize they are a necessary part of essays and papers during schooling. However, I disagree with the need for them. In life there are no thesis statements. There is no guidance or layout of events that you are allowed to see ahead of time. If Life were student, it would be destined to fail high school English class.

You know what truth is? [...] It's some crazy thing my neighbor believes. If I want to make friends with him, I ask him what he believes. He tells me, and I say, "Yeah, yeah - ain't it the truth?

Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.

It's not the speed that will help you succeed. It's the right DIRECTION.